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Yet Another Republican Shows Us Those Good Ole Family Values

Started by Gryphon, June 24, 2009, 03:54:29 PM

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#15
June 24, 2009, 09:41:14 PM
Wonder if the good gubna now regrets voting to impeach Clinton when he was in Congress?

Their statements are bullshit. How can you be working on your marriage/goin' to counseling/etc. when the bastard was there THIS WEEK boinking his mistress??

Claps to the first lady though for tossin' him out two weeks ago. Im thinking Pale is right, they's headed for a dee-vorce.

kimmi

#16
June 24, 2009, 10:28:16 PM
It stinks when those stones you cast get thrown back at you eventually!  :yes:
Take time to smell the roses.

Locutus

#17
June 24, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
LMAO!!  And if Fair & Balanced doesn't work for you, simply distort and hope nobody notices.   From Fox New's coverage today:



Link

And before any of you claim this is an isolated incident, they did the same with Mark Foley.  Yep, a "D" where the "R" should be.

It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous and so many simpletons didn't believe everything that this network reports as the gospel.  :no:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

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Exterminator

#18
June 25, 2009, 07:37:21 AM
Quote from: Locutus on June 24, 2009, 06:10:56 PM
SECTION 16-15-70. "Adultery" defined.

"Adultery" is the living together and carnal intercourse with each other or habitual carnal intercourse with each other without living together of a man and woman when either is lawfully married to some other person.

So one night stands are cool...sweet!   :biggrin:
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Elaine

#19
June 25, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
does that mean that if the intercourse isnt carnal, it doesnt count?
Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

LOsborne

#20
June 25, 2009, 07:53:30 AM
Quote from: Locutus on June 24, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
And before any of you claim this is an isolated incident, they did the same with Mark Foley.  Yep, a "D" where the "R" should be.

It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous and so many simpletons didn't believe everything that this network reports as the gospel. 
I'm curious, Locutus. Do you believe the gospels or more factual or less factual than Faux News? I think it's a pretty close race. :wink:

LOsborne

#21
June 25, 2009, 07:55:15 AM
Quote from: Elaine on June 25, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
does that mean that if the intercourse isnt carnal, it doesnt count?
Hmmm... Vegetarian intercourse. Sounds interesting. After you get past the cucumbers and zucchini, of course.

Palehorse

#22
June 25, 2009, 08:14:56 AM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 25, 2009, 07:55:15 AM
Hmmm... Vegetarian intercourse. Sounds interesting. After you get past the cucumbers and zucchini, of course.

Jalapeno's anyone?  :devil29:

Hey lady! What are you doing with that watermelon?!  :spooked:
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kimmi

#23
June 25, 2009, 08:15:47 AM
Quote from: Locutus on June 24, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
LMAO!!  And if Fair & Balanced doesn't work for you, simply distort and hope nobody notices.   From Fox New's coverage today:



Link

And before any of you claim this is an isolated incident, they did the same with Mark Foley.  Yep, a "D" where the "R" should be.

It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous and so many simpletons didn't believe everything that this network reports as the gospel.  :no:

Are we shocked by this?  Not really!! 
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#24
June 25, 2009, 08:30:03 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/24/south.carolina.governor.emails/index.html

Above story has partial contents of "steamy" e-mails between the former gubnah and his pony ride. . .  :rolleyes:

You Harlequin fans should enjoy them. . .
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

kimmi

#25
June 25, 2009, 08:39:16 AM
Who writes crap like this?

"I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light -- but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."
Take time to smell the roses.

Palehorse

#26
June 25, 2009, 08:43:31 AM
 :biggrin:
A man obsessed with fun bags I'd say!  :biggrin:
R.I.P. - followsthewolf - You are MISSED! 4/17/2013

That which fails to kill me. . .should run!

Any "point" made by one that lacks credibility, is only as useful as toilet paper; and serves the same purpose. ~ Palehorse 4/22/2017

May you find charity when it is needed, and the ability to extend it when it is not. ~Palehorse 7/4/2012

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.~Herman Melville

Exterminator

#27
June 25, 2009, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: kimmi on June 25, 2009, 08:39:16 AM
Who writes crap like this?

I do and how did you get ahold of Mrs. Sanford's email account?   8)
Arguing with Christians is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

The truth is slow, but relentless. Over time it becomes irresistible.

Gryphon

#28
June 25, 2009, 09:48:03 AM
Quote from: Locutus on June 24, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
LMAO!!  And if Fair & Balanced doesn't work for you, simply distort and hope nobody notices.   From Fox New's coverage today:



Link

And before any of you claim this is an isolated incident, they did the same with Mark Foley.  Yep, a "D" where the "R" should be.

It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous and so many simpletons didn't believe everything that this network reports as the gospel.  :no:

Typical!

Henry Hawk

#29
June 25, 2009, 12:40:01 PM
jfk
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