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The Troll

#810
June 12, 2012, 08:30:55 AM
Quote from: damfast on June 12, 2012, 06:06:55 AM
i tried that chicken with the beer can once.  had trouble getting the can in the chicken.  so my kids said, try turning the chicken around.  well with that sweet move, the can fit, the chicken sat, and all was well.

  The can fit, the can fit.  The damn can, can fit.  :yeah:  :biggrin:

followsthewolf

#811
June 12, 2012, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: damfast on June 12, 2012, 06:06:55 AM
i tried that chicken with the beer can once.  had trouble getting the can in the chicken.  so my kids said, try turning the chicken around.  well with that sweet move, the can fit, the chicken sat, and all was well.

Everything went very well for me, once I realized the chickens had to be dead before I inserted the can.
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me

#812
June 12, 2012, 10:32:50 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 12, 2012, 10:03:42 AM
Everything went very well for me, once I realized the chickens had to be dead before I inserted the can.
Oh man, I wish you had said something sooner.  I guess I was doing it wrong too.  Poor chicken.   :(
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Henry Hawk

#813
June 12, 2012, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 12, 2012, 10:03:42 AM
Everything went very well for me, once I realized the chickens had to be dead before I inserted the can.

I always found that if you take the chicken to see a movie, then maybe a pizza....it always goes much easier.
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followsthewolf

#814
June 12, 2012, 11:25:43 AM
You must know some very easy chickens.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

#815
June 12, 2012, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 12, 2012, 11:25:43 AM
You must know some very easy chickens.

I think it is just being smooooth...and charming that makes them "seem" easy.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#816
June 12, 2012, 01:22:40 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 12, 2012, 10:03:42 AM
Everything went very well for me, once I realized the chickens had to be dead before I inserted the can.

  Did she squawk and dance?  :chick:  :haha:  :haha:  Henry would!  :haha:  :haha:

libby

#817
June 12, 2012, 02:02:27 PM
 :lol: You guys and gals are way off topic, but that's okay because you sure are funny when you get together! :rotfl:
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#818
June 12, 2012, 08:04:31 PM
I learn so much here ;D
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The Troll

#819
June 12, 2012, 08:14:21 PM

  Off topic:

  A state trooper stopped a guy in a pickup truck with a pig sitting next to him.  The cop said what you got the pig it the front seat for?  The driver said, I found the pig in the ditch and I was trying to find his owner.

  The cop said, take it to the Zoo.  The next day the trooper stops the same guy with the same pig and he pulled him over and said, I thought I told you to take that pig to the Zoo.  The driver said, I did and we had such a good time, I'm taking him to a ball game.   :rolleyes: :wink: :biggrin:

Palehorse

#820
June 13, 2012, 11:37:17 AM
70% of the trees in the Rockies are dead due to the Rocky Mountain Pine Beetle. So they are nothing but tinder for the fire that continues to rage. . .(only 10% containment)
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Henry Hawk

#821
June 13, 2012, 11:45:56 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 13, 2012, 11:37:17 AM
70% of the trees in the Rockies are dead due to the Rocky Mountain Pine Beetle. So they are nothing but tinder for the fire that continues to rage. . .(only 10% containment)

70%!! in the Rockies?.... WOW?  :spooked:
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

The Troll

#822
June 13, 2012, 04:54:50 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 13, 2012, 11:37:17 AM
70% of the trees in the Rockies are dead due to the Rocky Mountain Pine Beetle. So they are nothing but tinder for the fire that continues to rage. . .(only 10% containment)

  I'll bet it is a foreign import, just like the Emerald Ash Borer and the fire ants and killer bees. :rant:

followsthewolf

#823
June 13, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Quote from: The Troll on June 13, 2012, 04:54:50 PM
  I'll bet it is a foreign import, just like the Emerald Ash Borer and the fire ants and killer bees. :rant:

Nope. Native to the Rockies. Kills lots of Lodgepole Pine on a regular basis, although this one is, as I understand it, much larger than usual.

Since it kills lots of trees, fires are a common occurrence.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

The Troll

#824
June 13, 2012, 05:09:55 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on June 13, 2012, 05:06:20 PM
Nope. Native to the Rockies. Kills lots of Lodgepole Pine on a regular basis, although this one is, as I understand it, much larger than usual.

Since it kills lots of trees, fires are a common occurrence.

  So as I see it, after they kill the trees the get their ass burnt.  I wish this would happen with the bankers and the stock marketeers.   :yes: :biggrin:
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