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Started by Henry Hawk, January 11, 2008, 09:03:37 AM

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Henry Hawk

January 11, 2008, 09:03:37 AM
Religious Truths:


During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

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IYT

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January 11, 2008, 09:06:36 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2008, 09:03:37 AM

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


That's because as soon as they walk out of the church door they take on their true form as Satan's little helpers. :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
"Goatboy's personal favorite, the peach under pear imagery which Monet used to such good affect in his blue ball period . C'mer my little fruit basket "-Bill Hicks

Gryphon

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January 11, 2008, 09:20:54 AM
not to gang up on the Baptists....but a friend quipped a week or two ago that "If you invite more than one Baptist to a party, don't buy liquor. If you only invite one, but extra"

Sandy Eggo

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January 11, 2008, 10:07:27 AM
:biggrin:

I grew up in a Baptist church and saw enough to think that Henry (and Gryphon) are spot on. ;D
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tallulahdahling

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January 13, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
We have a total of 72 Baptist churches in our town of about 40,000.  They are all broken up into different sects that I don't quite understand.
Primitive Baptist, Southern Baptist, Missionary Baptist --- the list goes on.

I grew up Catholic and there was only one way to worship.  Grew up confused anyways!!  LOL
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