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Started by tallulahdahling, July 22, 2007, 02:20:17 PM

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tallulahdahling

July 22, 2007, 02:20:17 PM
What the hell, let's have some fun here--

I need some lyrics to my new hit song, BALD-HEADED WOMAN

Something I can sing to myself in the shower..........I'll start

"Bald headed woman, got me a bald headed woman.  Got me a bald headed woman her hair just goes down the drain........."

Next? :biggrin:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

smokeykat

#1
July 22, 2007, 03:09:46 PM
a nice looking woman with a big ole brain.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Sandy Eggo

#2
July 22, 2007, 03:13:12 PM
She drives me crazy completely insane
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Sunny

#3
July 22, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
Bald headed woman...her eyes glisten & her head shines....

smokeykat

#4
July 22, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
the men put her in front when they go in the mines.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

tallulahdahling

#5
July 23, 2007, 05:11:30 AM
Quote from: smokeykat on July 22, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
the men put her in front when they go in the mines.

Oh God-- now that made me laugh!!!!     :biggrin:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

Sunny

#6
July 23, 2007, 06:22:36 AM
Without hair, your head looks so goooood...

smokeykat

#7
July 23, 2007, 11:07:11 PM
you don't have to brush , you don't have to color,
you just have to stand by the mirror and holler

I am a bald headed lady
looking for a good timing man
I am a bald headed lady
drinking beer from a can
I am a bald headed lady'
hear me roar
I am a bald headed lady
like an eagle I soar.
I am a bald headed lady
sexy as can be
I am a bald headed lady
now please kiss me.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

tallulahdahling

#8
July 25, 2007, 10:11:44 AM
Lovin' it!  Was singing some of the lyrics in the shower today.........I'm officially in a wig now--can't wait for the blonde one to come in--hell, I can't wait for all of them to come in and feel like a tawdry slut!  LMAO!! :icon_twisted:
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

tallulahdahling

#9
July 29, 2007, 09:23:08 AM
Quote from: Sunny on July 23, 2007, 06:22:36 AM
Without hair, your head looks so goooood...

Livin the life like a bald woman should!--That's right! 
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

tallulahdahling

#10
August 02, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
Hair's fallin' out just right now I look like a monk..........
But I ain't gonna let it set me in a funk.....
cuz I'm a bald headed woman....
a bald headed woman be me..........
oh yeah,
Used to look like Shemp
now it's Friar Tuck,
I'll tell you I really don't give a ****
cuz I'm a bald headed woman,
a bald headed woman be me ....
Yeah, I'm a bald headed woman....
and I'll let you rub it for free!    :biggrin:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

tallulahdahling

#11
November 07, 2007, 04:31:41 AM
"Bald headed woman gonna get some hair ...
wigs are itchy and it isn't fair..
No more chemo so it will grow in...
I can't wait to put some hair gel in"
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!

tallulahdahling

#12
December 27, 2007, 01:12:22 PM
Bald-headed woman's hair is growing fast ...
it's white as snow and gonna be kick-ass!
Bald-headed woman don't mind this a bit
but she's not looking forward to shaving her pits!
If you don't have anything nice to say then come over here and sit by me!
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