a little humor

[duke jupiter]

   
   
   
   

      There  was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted
organist.

      Her  breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and  jiggled
the  entire time she played the organ.

     Unfortunately, she  distracted  most  of the congregation considerably,
both male and  female.

     The very proper church ladies were appalled.

     They said something  had to be done about  this or they would have to
get another organist.

     So,  one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told  her
to mash up some green  persimmons and rub
them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe  they would shrink in size.

     She warned her to not eat any of the green  persimmons, 'because they
are so sour they will make your mouth
pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a  week!'

     The perky organist  agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her
nipples.

     The following Sunday morning the minister  got up in the pulpit and
said....

      "Dew to  thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a
thermon tewday."


Best regards,
Duke (sweet & sour) Jupiter