A Funny Thing Happened to me ...

[libby]

... while I was shopping in Costco. It was crowded, but I was in no hurry, so after unloading my cart, was standing there watching people when I felt something make contact with, uh ... me bum. Kinda like a soft pinch.  I turned around and the person behind me was an older woman. She laughed, and pointed to the side and down. And there stood a chubby little boy, maybe five or six years old, with a big smile on his face. Like he was pleased. He was with a young hispanic woman in the next aisle. I touched her arm and when she looked up said (quietly), "Uh, ma'am, your little boy just pinched me on the butt." She didn't say a word or change her expression, and the little boy kept looking up at me with that big innocent smile on his face. I smiled back at him and sent him a silent blessing as I walked out. 

[Locutus]

Wow!