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Newest member of my family....

Started by Henry Hawk, June 12, 2012, 11:02:52 AM

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Henry Hawk

Well it seems, that my new buddy found a way to get out of his "daytime" home (a kennel in the laundry room) we keep him in during times when no one is home. My wife had to come home early today and found ol Payton, having the time of his life.  There were clothes everywhere, all through the house.  Shoes were all through the house.  He found some markers that were chewed on and all through the house.  He found my daughters English book and ate it a portion of it..

Never had an ounce of trouble out him before, but WOW!  He knew he was in trouble as soon as my wife yelled his name.  He went directly to his kennel, with the door wide open, and just layed down.

He is on probation.....not sure what that means yet, but I gotta see to it that this does not happen again. 

This would be much easier to get mad at him, if he was not so dang cute.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

followsthewolf

Reminds me of a line from a poem about a lion:

"He has a heart of gold beneath, but
The lion just can't trust his teeth."

:) :)
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Henry Hawk

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - It all makes sense to me now...


"The future ain't what it used to be."– Yogi Berra

"Square roots are rarely found on any plant." FTW

libby

Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 09, 2012, 02:54:14 PM
Well it seems, that my new buddy found a way to get out of his "daytime" home (a kennel in the laundry room) we keep him in during times when no one is home. My wife had to come home early today and found ol Payton, having the time of his life.  There were clothes everywhere, all through the house.  Shoes were all through the house.  He found some markers that were chewed on and all through the house.  He found my daughters English book and ate it a portion of it..

Never had an ounce of trouble out him before, but WOW!  He knew he was in trouble as soon as my wife yelled his name.  He went directly to his kennel, with the door wide open, and just layed down.

He is on probation.....not sure what that means yet, but I gotta see to it that this does not happen again. 

This would be much easier to get mad at him, if he was not so dang cute.
I feel the same way about my kitten. She is cute and sweet and funny -- except that she seems to go crazy during the night or when the house is empty. Twice recently, once at night, she covered my townhouse, all 3 levels, with shredded toilet paper. And to top it off, half a roll was in her water dish. And, in addition to trying to keep her away from the TP, I have to hide my glasses. Now I not only have to try to remember where I last left them, I have to try to figure out where she might have put them. It's a good thing my keys are too heavy for her to carry off -- at least I think they are  :spooked:
All of life is a process of testing and initiation, always preparing for a higher level of consciousness -- and illumination. -- John Horn