Sick of all the lies!

[Bo D]

"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us."
Kinky Friedman

[Sandy Eggo]

Kinky was a good choice

[Lester Sasquatch]

Is it just me or does any of the readers here find women bodybuilders unattractive? Why would any woman go to all the work lifting weights, taking dangerous hormones and steroids, and spraying chemicals on their bodies to obtain an appearance of a monster? I guess there are some men that want their woman to be able to loosen a stubborn jar lid but the lengths that some of these women go to is simply ridiculous. I find that not only are some of these women ugly, but some are even downright scary.

Now don't get me wrong, I think we should all take care of ourselves to a certain degree. Simply for our own health not necessarily to be attractive to the opposite sex. When I was in college a while back, I noticed that some cultures have different opinions of what physical characteristics they find attractive in women. Most notable were the foreign students that were attracted to women of large stature. It was odd to see these frail looking thin males trying to wrap their arms around an American girls that were much bigger than themselves. Then there are those girls that look like skeletons, eating like a bird, thinking that they have to be skinny for a man to ind them attractive. What I am saying is that there are extremes on both ends of the scale.

But I cannot say that I am not attracted to all women, I like the hairy ones. It is simply the way I was brought up. Most of us Bigfoots finds the sight of bare flesh to be unbearable. Take my wife, Shirley, for example. She has a problem when I tell her how beautiful she is, she is very self conscious and has never thinks I am being honest. Shirley does not take compliments about her good looks well. She allowed me to take a picture and I want to share it with the readers to get a unbiased opinion. Isn't she beautiful?

Shirley Sasquatch

They say men differ in which part of a woman's body they find most attractive. Some like the butt, some like the breasts, and a few like the facial features. I guess I like long silky hair, and lots of it.

[Bo D]

But I cannot say that I am not attracted to all women, I like the hairy ones. It is simply the way I was brought up. Most of us Bigfoots finds the sight of bare flesh to be unbearable. Take my wife, Shirley, for example. She has a problem when I tell her how beautiful she is, she is very self conscious and has never thinks I am being honest. Shirley does not take compliments about her good looks well. She allowed me to take a picture and I want to share it with the readers to get a unbiased opinion. Isn't she beautiful?

Shirley Sasquatch

They say men differ in which part of a woman's body they find most attractive. Some like the butt, some like the breasts, and a few like the facial features. I guess I like long silky hair, and lots of it.

She really is quite attractive. Now myself being mostly native American, I am definitely challenged on the hirsute  characteristics. Some would say more evolved, but I know you would challenge that assumption.

[LOsborne]

Take my wife, Shirley, for example. She has a problem when I tell her how beautiful she is, she is very self conscious and has never thinks I am being honest. Shirley does not take compliments about her good looks well. She allowed me to take a picture and I want to share it with the readers to get a unbiased opinion. Isn't she beautiful?

Shirley Sasquatch

I know Shirley, and she is a knock-out. She is also the only reason I believe there are angels among us.

[LOsborne]

Barack Obama Appoints Kinky Friedman As Chupacabra Czar

OMG! Is he still alive?

[Lester Sasquatch]

Kinky Friedman on Barack Obama:

"I don't think he's got the chops. This gulf crisis has convinced me he's not Winston Churchill, if anyone ever thought he was. Great campaigns do not necessarily lead to strong leaders. Leave it to America to elect as president a black man without any soul.

"The problem, Caleb, is that he's the 'Yes We Can' candidate. I agree that everyone in Washington is no better than Obama. But I'm saying that a great leader would be able to do something, he just doesn't have the chops. FDR was an aristocrat, but if he'd gone to talk to the family of dead miners he would have an impact. So would Reagan, or Clinton or JFK. A lot of it is perception. He doesn't want to be president for all the people, I really believe that.

"I voted for him but I would never do it again. He's a Harvard lecturer. No one should run for president who's from Harvard, Yale or the state of Texas. He's not inspiring me. He inspired millions and lots of them are disappointed for good reason. The climate in Washington is so toxic that it'd be difficult for anybody to get anything done that means anything. They're hall monitors. They've been in politics all their lives. You don't see a George Washington or Thomas Jefferson. You see young republicans and young democrats; they go right into it like a moth to a flame and Obama is one of them. And so are all the other guys by the way."