Do Not Look At These Dirty, Filthy State Seals

[Sandy Eggo]

I know what you're thinking: is this a titillating pic from Hustler's "Ladies of Tyranny" issue? Nope! This smut is in fact Virginia's State Seal. 

Last week the Commonwealth's Attorney General said, after 150 years of corrupting young minds, it was time that strumpet cover up. He gave his staff a version in which she donned a more modest armored breastplate, which he prefers you call a naughty-womanpart-plate. 

After some media fuss, he's relented, but we wish he'd continue his campaign to other NSFW emblems. It's not just Virginia — or Iowa, either. Turns out State Seals are like the Sears Catalog Underwear Section of America.

Between this kind of stuff ^ and their rightwingding governor, I'm increasingly happy that WV seceded from it's union w/VA.

Aside from that, the state seals and comments in this article are amusing.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/waitwait/2010/05/04/126500046/do-not-look-at-these-dirty-filthy-state-seals?sc=fb&cc=fp

[The Troll]

  These republican a truely SPOOKY.   AND

[Palehorse]

LMFAO! That person n the Calli seal looks like he's admiring the "fruits" of his latest nose-mining expedition on the tip of his finger! 

[Sandy Eggo]

Honestly, I thought the person in the VA seal was a man or maybe I just didn't look closely, but I certainly didn't realize VA was flashing us someone's boob.

[followsthewolf]

Just another boob from Virginia, Virginia.

[Sandy Eggo]

Good one! I set that one up like a booby trap.