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What will you get for the 12 days of Christmas?

Started by Sandy Eggo, November 28, 2009, 09:48:02 AM

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Sandy Eggo

November 28, 2009, 09:48:02 AM
You Will Get Three French Fries



Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling secret admirers
Three French fries
Two Jesus action figures
And a chimp in a peach tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

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kimmi

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November 28, 2009, 12:43:15 PM
You Will Get Three French Tourists



Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight goats a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French tourists
Two bottles of whiskey
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

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pariann

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November 29, 2009, 10:48:51 PM
You Will Get Three French Burlesque Dancers



Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling bill collectors
Three French burlesque dancers
Two diamond pinky rings
And a monkey in a cherry tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

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Palehorse

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November 30, 2009, 11:47:03 AM
You Will Get Three French Maids



Twelve robots plooging
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine naked ladies baking cookies
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread women a-crumbling
Sex kittens a-meowing
Five golden coins
Four calling secret admirers
Three French maids
Two sex starved Olsen twins
And an owl in a pine tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

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