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Mommy Dearest at the Mall!

Started by Mr442, December 15, 2008, 09:10:38 AM

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Palehorse

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January 15, 2009, 06:35:53 PM
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Mr442

#16
January 16, 2009, 10:22:53 AM
This guy walks into a bar looking all sad.  The bartender says, "What's the matter buddy , you look sad?"

The guy says, "We just had a new baby boy."

The bartender says, "That's no reason to be sad."

The fellow replies, "Well he just lost about half his weight yesterday."

The bartender then says, "Oh that's terrible what  happend, is he sick?"

"Oh no" the father replies, " They circumsized him."

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