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Started by lex, November 28, 2007, 09:59:50 PM

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lex

Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

:chacha:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: lex on November 28, 2007, 09:59:50 PM
Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

:chacha:
:spooked: :biggrin:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

lex

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Dexter Morgan

All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

fitgeek24

Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn

Dexter Morgan

Quote from: fitgeek24 on December 09, 2007, 01:50:53 PM
Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn
That's sick!!!!  :rotfl: :rotfl:
All that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes.... they're all I can see

~Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol~

cachegurl

Quote from: lex on November 28, 2007, 09:59:50 PM
Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

:chacha:

Nice, Lex....lmao!
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~~James Dean