Vogon Poetry and other forms of torture.

[lex]

Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

[Dexter Morgan]

Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

[lex]

Yes...this poetry will kill.

[Dexter Morgan]

Yes...this poetry will kill.

[fitgeek24]

Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn

[Dexter Morgan]

Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morn

That's sick!!!! 

[cachegurl]

Ode to the Boogers in my nose.

Oh you boogers in my nose,
I really don't suppose,
that you really know or care,
that you are sticking to my nose hair.
If I can get you on my finger nail,
I will drag you out with your swinging snot tail,
and with a practiced flick,
send you to you were you will stick,
of just exactly where, frankly I do not really care.

Nice, Lex....lmao!