The Bill and Hill Show...

[Henry Hawk]

 





Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,

  'Bill, I have a great idea!  I know how we can win back middle America and

  secure my presidential victory in 2008'.



  'Great, but how so you propose we go about that, asked Bill?     Well,

  Hillary responds,

  We'll go down to a local  Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like

  most middle  Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and  pick up

  a  Labrador.



  When we look the part we'll go  to a nice old country bar in middle

  America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show

  admiration and respect for the hard working people living  there".



  A few days later, all decked out and with  the

  requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a  westerly

  direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they  were looking

  for.



  With dog in tow they walk  into the bar.  They step up to the bar and the

  Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and  Hillary Clinton ?"

  Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely  town you have here.   We

  were just passing  through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some

  local  color."



  They then order a couple of cocktails from the  bartender and proceed to

  drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.



  All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer  comes

  in.  He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its  tail and looked underneath,

  shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door.  A few moments later, in came another old  farmer.

  He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath,

  scratched his head and then left the  bar.



  Over the course of the next hour or so, another four  or five farmers came

  in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away  looking puzzled.

  Eventually Hillary and Bill  could stand it  no longer and called the

  bartender over.

  'Tell me' said  Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and

  look under the dog's tail like that?  Is it some sort of old  custom?'



'Good Lord no,' said the bartender.  'Its  just that someone has

told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".

[IYT]

That's funny.  I took that joke, changed the location to a civilized place where people can read, and then changed the names to Bush and Dick, and sent it in an email to 548 people.

[Henry Hawk]

hey, I own copyright infringements....!!

that is going to cost ya!...

[IYT]

BS...you just got that in a email, didn't ya...I'll bet my Dad sends it to me tomorrow.

[Henry Hawk]

BS...you just got that in a email, didn't ya...I'll bet my Dad sends it to me tomorrow.

no!!...it's MY original..... ...that is my story and I'm stickin to it.....

our lawyers can do lunch...

[IYT]

you got it trademarked......punk?

[Henry Hawk]

you got it trademarked......punk?

ouch!