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Started by Henry Hawk, March 18, 2011, 10:34:48 AM

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Henry Hawk

March 18, 2011, 10:34:48 AM
I'm at a loss for words to even comment on this story.... :spooked:

Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail
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followsthewolf

#1
March 18, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.

He stepped up to the plate.  :wink:
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Locutus

#2
March 18, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
That certainly seems like a large amount of contraband to be shoved up ones arse.  :yes:
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Locutus

#3
March 18, 2011, 11:42:55 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.

He stepped up to the plate.  :wink:

:biggrin:
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"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Sandy Eggo

#4
March 18, 2011, 12:15:21 PM
Oh! So that's why he didn't show up at the airport! :spooked:
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Nighthawk

#5
March 18, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
What about the poor cop who found it and had to retrieve it??  :spooked:  :police:

followsthewolf

#6
March 18, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
That's usually done by medical personnel.
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Anne

#7
March 18, 2011, 06:35:02 PM
That had to hurt.
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followsthewolf

#8
March 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
If we found anything dramatic, we did not remove it.

The person was taken to the hospital, x-rayed, and appropriate medical procedures were applied for removal.

Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.

Palehorse

#9
March 18, 2011, 08:23:20 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
. . .

Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.

Most likely due to the conditioning that daily anal probing provides. . .  :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
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followsthewolf

#10
March 19, 2011, 03:00:42 AM
Midnight cowboys.  :smile:
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Palehorse

#11
March 19, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 19, 2011, 03:00:42 AM
Midnight cowboys.  :smile:

Brokeback Mountaineers
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The Troll

#12
March 19, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 19, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Brokeback Mountaineers

  What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.  Or is that something else.   ;) :smile: :grin2:

Palehorse

#13
March 19, 2011, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: The Troll on March 19, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
  What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.  Or is that something else.   ;) :smile: :grin2:
:eek: :spooked: :food24: :rotfl: :spooked:

Um. . . errr. . . I don't wanna find out!
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sally

#14
March 25, 2011, 10:19:43 AM
I understand everything that he wanted to smuggle in except the cash. What could he do with money in jail? :confused:

I suppose he thought the cavity search thing was an urban legend. :biggrin:
It just feels right
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