The Odd, Unusual, and Bizarre!

[Lester Sasquatch]

I would like to introduce Francisco Domingo Joaquim who has the biggest mouth of any known human being. His mouth is bigger than my Mom's! I find frank to fit all categories of this thread.

Just a guess but something tells me Frank is a smoker!

Umm, Has anyone seen my Coke? Oh crap! FRANK!

Frank is currently serving 12 years in prison for attempting to smuggle in 2 tons of cocaine and a luxury car across the border, in his mouth.

[Locutus]

Holy cow!   

[Palehorse]

 

[Lester Sasquatch]

Folks, there are some perfectly sane people who have obtained knowledge about groups who have a closely guarded secret. The only way for the these groups to keep their secret is to discredit the source that they fear will tell. This happens quite a bit when it comes to ELFs, most notably the evil reptilians who plan the imminent takeover of this planet. These bastards prey on human arrogance, where people think they are the highest form of life in the universe. One good example of this method of discrediting someone who has learned about the terrible reptilian plan is a former football player, David Ickes. I can say with certainty that Ickes is as sane as I am.

David Ickes - Not Insane

He dresses only in turquoise and sustains that the world was ruled by a secret group called "The Elite": a race of reptilian humanoids, known in ancient times as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent people are descended from them, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and Kris Kristofferson. He believes that descendants of the reptiles engage in child molestation and Satanism. He is the author of 15 books explaining his views. After a five-hour speech to students, he received a standing ovation at the University of Toronto in 1999.

[Lester Sasquatch]

Omar Radcliffe cooks while seated!

Some people act odd, others have an odd appearance and some are both. The picture above is of a man named Omar Radcliffe. He acts odd because he only cooks while in a seated position. And obviously he looks odd with those big glasses. They make him look like a bug.

[Sandy Eggo]

I'm wondering about the jars in Omar's sink.

[Lester Sasquatch]

I may be a bit old fashioned but I find this headline bizarre and unusual:

How men kissing each other on the lips in friendship is 'no longer taboo'

Heterosexual male students are more comfortable kissing their friends than ever before, researchers said today.

University students now see nothing wrong with showing friendship to another man through a kiss on the lips.

Researchers at the University of Bath found that 89 per cent of white undergraduate men at two UK universities and one sixth form college said they were happy to kiss another man on the lips through friendship.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1324799/How-men-kissing-lips-friendship-longer-taboo.html?ITO=1490

All I can say is it will be a cold day in Hell before anyone catches Lester Sasquatch kissing another male of any species!


Please note this article and research came from the United Kingdom where there are obviously weird people.

[Lester Sasquatch]

Unusual Deaths

I am posting what I believe to be some of the most unusual deaths I have read about. I encourage the readers to post any unusual deaths that they may know about here.

Bernd-Jürgen Brandes, from Germany, was voluntarily stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by Armin Meiwes  (who was later called the Cannibal of Rotenburg). Brandes had answered an internet advertisement by Meiwes looking for someone for this purpose. Brandes explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten. This inspired the Rammstein Song "Mein Teil" ("My (private) part") and the IT Crowd episode "Moss and the German".

Michael Colombini, a 6-year-old American boy from Croton-on-Hudson, New York, was struck and killed, at Westchester Regional Medical Center, by a 6.5-pound metal oxygen tank when it was pulled into the magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) machine while he underwent a test. He began to experience breathing difficulties while in the MRI and when an anesthesiologist brought a portable oxygen canister into the magnetic field, it was pulled from his hands and struck the boy in the head.

Dr. Hitoshi Christopher Nikaidoh,  a surgeon, was decapitated as he stepped on to an elevator at Christus St. Joseph Hospital in Houston, Texas, USA on August 16, 2003. According to a witness inside the elevator, the elevator doors closed as Nikaidoh entered, trapping his head inside the elevator with the remainder of his body still outside. His body was later found at the bottom of the elevator shaft while the upper portion of his head, severed just above the lower jaw, was found in the elevator. A subsequent investigation revealed that improper electrical wiring installed by a maintenance company several days earlier had effectively bypassed all of the elevator's safeguards, and thus enabled it to move under any circumstances.

An unidentified Taiwanese woman  died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol. Her blood alcohol content was 1.35%. It was believed that she immersed herself as a response to the ongoing SARS epidemic.

Kenneth "Mr. Hands" Pinyan  of Gig Harbor, Washington, U.S. died of acute peritonitis after seeking out and receiving anal intercourse from a stallion, an act he had engaged in previously on numerous occasions without injury. Pinyan delayed his visit to the hospital for several hours out of reluctance to explain the circumstances of his injury to doctors. The case led to the criminalization of bestiality in Washington state. His story was recounted in the award winning 2007 documentary film Zoo.


Erika Tomanu, a seven-year-old girl in Saitama, Japan, died when she was sucked 10 metres down the intake pipe of a current pool at a water park. The grille that was meant to cover the inlet came off, yet lifeguards at the pool at the time deemed it safe after issuing a verbal warning to swimmers. It took rescuers more than six hours to remove Tomanu by digging through concrete to access the pipe.

Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old American woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii console in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating.

Gerald Mellin, a U.K. businessman, committed suicide by tying one end of a rope around his neck and the other to a tree. He then went into his Aston Martin DB7 and drove down a main road in Swansea until the rope decapitated him. He supposedly did this as an act of revenge against his ex-wife for leaving him.

David Phyall, 58, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, cut his own head off with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out.

Nordin Montong, 32, a janitor at the Singapore Zoo, committed suicide by entering an enclosure containing white tigers and provoking them with brooms and a pail. Three of the tigers pounced on him, dragging him by the neck to the back of their enclosure. He was pronounced dead by paramedics at the scene.

Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died, apparently because of having ingested an entire bottle of Viagra just after accepting the bet.

Vladimir Likhonos, a Ukrainian student, died after accidentally dipping a piece of homemade chewing gum into explosives he was using on another project. He mistook the jar of explosive for citric acid, which was also on his desk. The gum exploded, blowing off his jaw and most of the lower part of his face.


Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, a physician (internist) from Bakersfield, California, was found dead in her boyfriend's chimney. She had been trying to break in through the chimney and died of asphyxiation. The body was found after a house sitter noticed an odor and fluids coming from the chimney.