Knuckleheads in the News

[Bo D]

LAFAYETTE, N.Y. (AP) - Troopers have charged a 22-year-old upstate New York woman with aggravated driving while intoxicated after she showed up drunk at the state police barracks to give a ride to a friend who had been arrested earlier for DWI. Troopers said Stacy Kolinski had a blood alcohol level of .20 percent _ more than double the legal limit _ when she arrived at the Lafayette barracks 10 miles south of Syracuse around 2:30 a.m. Sunday.

[Bo D]

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=635506&nid=456

October 19, 2009
WINNER: B

A) A drunk New York man climbed into his back seat after he was pulled over for speeding. Police say the man made the switch in an attempt to claim he wasn't driving. His plan didn't work, and he was charged with a DUI.

B) This Pennsylvania man walked up to a cop with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. The officer noticed the small plastic bag, and grabbed it off the man's head. Needless to say the man was arrested.

C) A drunk Alabama father and son team tried unsuccessfully to rob a house. They broke into the home, grabbed some loot, but had to hide when one of the residents woke up. The father was able to sneak out, but the son passed out under a bed. The homeowner found the man, called police, and a neighbor...who happened to be the man's grandfather.