Great Tactic

[LOsborne]

The summer school kids got into a massive fight last night here in E'ville (the devil's playground.) Upwards of 150 involved, and it was a moving brouhaha so the cops couldn't shut it down. Until one of them came up with this dynamite tactic. Today's headline read:

Police Pepper-Spray Balls to Disperse Large Fight

Excellent!, I thought. That would get results.

However, tonight the headline was corrected to read Police Fire Pepper-Spray Balls to Disperse Large Fight. I am strangely let down.

[pariann]

Is that all it takes to give you a thrill? 

[LOsborne]

You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?

[me]

You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?

I do and some of them don't have balls.....

[pariann]

You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?

I wouldn't choose to attempt to pepper spray balls.  It probably wouldn't have much effect unless they were naked.  And I damn sure wouldn't put myself in the position to be in the same place with someone naked whose balls I'd want to pepper spray.

[Exterminator]

I do and some of them don't have balls.....

So you want to pepper spray their meat curtains?   

[me]

So you want to pepper spray their meat curtains?   

[Palehorse]

Nice. . .