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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

Started by Sandy Eggo, January 18, 2010, 11:07:07 AM

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Sandy Eggo

January 18, 2010, 11:07:07 AM
QuoteLOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

"I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on."

Added Faber, "I feel so confused."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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Locutus

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January 18, 2010, 11:11:08 AM
You love The Onion, don'cha'!  :razz:
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pariann

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January 18, 2010, 12:02:53 PM
We all love the Onion.  It's the best political satire.
Looks like I've come full circle.

Locutus

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January 18, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
I'm still amazed at how many people on forums don't realize that it's simply satire.  ;D
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Palehorse

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January 18, 2010, 01:33:37 PM
Quote from: Locutus on January 18, 2010, 12:06:02 PM
I'm still amazed at how many people on forums don't realize that it's simply satire.  ;D

The same ones that endorse "the sky is falling" approach to life!  :yes:
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Sandy Eggo

#5
January 18, 2010, 01:49:46 PM
I do love "The Onion" :yes: Cracks me up :biggrin:
Only after the last tree has been cut down. Only after the last river has been poisoned. Only after the last fish has been caught. Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. - -Cree Indian Prophecy

"Women who strive to be equal to men lack ambitition" -- anonymous

Henry Hawk

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January 18, 2010, 02:00:53 PM
I gotta admit THIS is funny....from the onion... :yes: :biggrin:

January 12, 2010 |
INDIANAPOLIS—At his weekly press conference Monday, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell announced that he will rest key starters during the divisional round of the AFC playoffs to keep his players fresh for a Super Bowl run. "You can't win the Super Bowl if you don't get there with all your players healthy," said Caldwell, who added that next Saturday quarterback Peyton Manning would probably get the first two series, which will mostly be comprised of running plays. "Dwight [Freeney] and Dallas [Clark] will get about a quarter in the AFC Championship game. But honestly, even if we make it to the Super Bowl, I can't see playing these guys the whole game. The 2010 season is closer than you think." Throughout the entire press conference Manning could be seen in full uniform, stalking and pacing in the back of the room.
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Locutus

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January 18, 2010, 02:02:00 PM
:biggrin:
One of the gravest dangers to the survival of our republic is an ignorant electorate routinely feeding at the trough of propaganda.   -- Locutus

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."  -- Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

followsthewolf

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January 18, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Now, that is funny stuff!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Ignorance and fanaticism are ravenous. They require constant feeding.
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