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Title: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 17, 2006, 08:16:50 AM
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Well, here's proof that females support their men!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 17, 2006, 08:25:29 AM
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Need any explanations?
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: IYT on October 17, 2006, 10:47:31 AM
I was riding down a country road the other day and saw a sign that said "Farm Equipment Crossing."
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 17, 2006, 12:50:40 PM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on October 17, 2006, 10:47:31 AM
I was riding down a country road the other day and saw a sign that said "Farm Equipment Crossing."

I love stupid signs.  Makes me a proud Amercan!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: lil red on October 17, 2006, 02:45:12 PM
There was once a sign in Anderson at The Family Planning Center...It read....Use Rear entrance!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 17, 2006, 04:05:52 PM

There is one at Goodwill in Dayton Ohio, says "Donations in Rear"
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: lil red on October 17, 2006, 05:21:27 PM
There's a sign in front of a deaf club here that says...Don't Honk!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Fatcats Mom on October 17, 2006, 06:32:26 PM
There is one on 65 between Bowling Green Ky and Glasgow that says.........Used cows for sale....I laugh my arse off every time I think about it. :yes: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: ~Daisy~ on October 17, 2006, 06:34:27 PM
We were taking a walk the other day when my husband said to the kids "Guys! Look at the doggies over there!" Just as the kids turned to look into that yard, one dog started humping the other. It was a frenzy of "Oh nope, don't look there, never mind!" and eye covering from there.

Sorry, had to interject that story because of the first picture!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: ~Daisy~ on October 17, 2006, 06:38:27 PM
Here's one we took a picture of, in North Anderson.

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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 19, 2006, 08:23:36 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 19, 2006, 08:24:29 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 23, 2006, 11:33:34 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Gryphon on October 23, 2006, 11:38:23 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on October 24, 2006, 12:37:04 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: ~Daisy~ on October 24, 2006, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: damfast on October 24, 2006, 12:37:04 PM
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Hahaha I love it!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 01, 2006, 02:53:50 PM
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If you look at the picture, it seems tht the circles are moving. 
If you look directly at a black dot, it will seem to stop moving
If you look at the next black dot, the one you were watching will begin to move.
Interesting.
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 01, 2006, 02:54:58 PM
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Nice man!
Tilt your head to the right,
What word do you see?
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 01, 2006, 02:59:39 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 06, 2006, 09:00:26 AM
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Hmmmm.
Watch them Krispy Kremes
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 06, 2006, 09:02:49 AM
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Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on the interstate with these balloons trailing about a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...
 
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell....
Step 3. Watch people freak out !!!!   



Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 06, 2006, 09:07:18 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 09, 2006, 01:05:42 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 16, 2006, 12:42:19 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 17, 2006, 04:35:47 PM
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken (weight is dependent on how many servings are required)
1 large lemon, cut into halves sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees



Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely coated.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat; Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast.  Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into the chicken.

Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the attached photograph.

Bon Appetit!

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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Sandy Eggo on November 17, 2006, 04:41:34 PM
LMAO I love this thread!  :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on November 17, 2006, 05:27:01 PM
That chicken

is so wrong

on so MANY levels

it boggles my mind.






That is so frickin' funny!!!!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 18, 2006, 08:00:51 AM
of course you know I am going to make one when the family comes for christmas.....
that will drive the old folks insane.... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on November 18, 2006, 08:07:03 AM
Wish I could be there to see that unveiling.  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Sandy Eggo on November 18, 2006, 08:54:09 AM
LMAO me too! I bet holidays at your house is a blast. You have the best sense of humor.
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on November 18, 2006, 02:42:40 PM
What the hell do you do to Santa?
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 18, 2006, 03:02:09 PM
Put on a red suit and I'll show you.  Bring a bag....
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on November 18, 2006, 04:52:08 PM
I can get a red suit.

Already have a bag.
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Sandy Eggo on November 18, 2006, 07:13:20 PM
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Uh oh  :biggrin:

<Mojo dons blindfold and backs outta the thread slowly>
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on November 18, 2006, 07:40:44 PM
Look out!!!!


I'M A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

(not really)
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 20, 2006, 08:12:03 AM
Damn and I was so hoping
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 20, 2006, 09:44:48 AM
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Why cats ignore us...
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: pariann on November 20, 2006, 10:07:33 AM
Lucky cats, and I can't even fill one bikini bra any more.  :rant:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 20, 2006, 05:43:19 PM
I have always wondered what is inside my computer.

Now I know for sure. Check it out.


www.newportharbor.us/computerworks.htm



Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: cachegurl on November 26, 2006, 08:32:57 PM
This was posted at our local grocery store yesterday....lol


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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 30, 2006, 12:13:26 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on December 08, 2006, 02:25:16 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on December 08, 2006, 03:30:32 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: tootallannie on December 16, 2006, 05:21:25 PM
I snapped this in a parking lot yesterday. Very bizarre. Wonder how many times he gets pulled over by the police. :)

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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Sandy Eggo on December 16, 2006, 07:00:58 PM
101 uses for duct tape  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: tootallannie on December 17, 2006, 06:17:47 AM
I really wanted to see the driver of this car but it was gone when I came out of the store. :) Also sorry for the size of the photo. I just uploaded and linked. No idea it was going to be HUGE.
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on December 19, 2006, 08:40:22 AM
maybe it is a mother in law sign.
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Palehorse on January 03, 2007, 11:51:20 AM
Near Cincy -



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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on August 04, 2007, 09:47:09 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on August 04, 2007, 10:04:54 AM
A coworker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So, he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

Attached is what he found. Sometimes th ings don't always come out the way you want them to........



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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on August 04, 2007, 10:12:38 AM
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Arkansas Razorback players:
Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick

Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: tallulahdahling on August 31, 2007, 07:13:39 AM
Quote from: damfast on August 04, 2007, 10:04:54 AM
A coworker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So, he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

Attached is what he found. Sometimes th ings don't always come out the way you want them to........



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LOVE IT!! :sm39:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on September 24, 2007, 01:37:47 PM
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Post by: damfast on September 24, 2007, 01:39:35 PM
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Post by: damfast on October 14, 2007, 09:28:47 PM
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Post by: damfast on October 14, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
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Post by: damfast on November 02, 2007, 10:40:02 AM
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Post by: damfast on November 02, 2007, 10:48:52 AM
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now it is official
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 02, 2007, 11:51:05 AM
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Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers ( Indianapolis ). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies...
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 02, 2007, 12:00:24 PM
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yoga in Ohio!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 02, 2007, 12:06:14 PM
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just for Old Farts
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 12, 2007, 06:27:30 PM
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sometimes no word are necessary
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on November 12, 2007, 06:42:03 PM
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i looooove nemo


Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: ladywrenn on January 18, 2008, 04:47:53 AM
I have proof of global warming. It came in my inbox.
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: sally on January 18, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
;D
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on January 20, 2008, 12:10:48 AM
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my new employees are starting to decorate their cubies!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: damfast on January 20, 2008, 12:12:04 AM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 20, 2008, 12:59:47 AM
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just for Old Farts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on January 21, 2008, 07:45:46 AM
lol
that is funny....dont care who ya are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: damfast on January 21, 2008, 04:38:48 PM
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Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 21, 2008, 09:05:22 PM
Quote from: damfast on January 21, 2008, 07:45:46 AM
lol
that is funny....dont care who ya are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved it!!!  :smitten:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: ladywrenn on January 21, 2008, 09:54:16 PM
Quote from: damfast on January 21, 2008, 04:38:48 PM
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What was it? I got here and all I see is a box with a red x in it. :confused:
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: smokeykat on January 21, 2008, 10:13:07 PM
I don't even have the red X
Title: Re: Photographs, Memories and Just Generally Improper Stuff
Post by: followsthewolf on January 22, 2008, 10:21:35 AM
me, either.