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Title: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 22, 2007, 02:20:17 PM
What the hell, let's have some fun here--

I need some lyrics to my new hit song, BALD-HEADED WOMAN

Something I can sing to myself in the shower..........I'll start

"Bald headed woman, got me a bald headed woman.  Got me a bald headed woman her hair just goes down the drain........."

Next? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: smokeykat on July 22, 2007, 03:09:46 PM
a nice looking woman with a big ole brain.
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: Sandy Eggo on July 22, 2007, 03:13:12 PM
She drives me crazy completely insane
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: Sunny on July 22, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
Bald headed woman...her eyes glisten & her head shines....
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: smokeykat on July 22, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
the men put her in front when they go in the mines.
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 23, 2007, 05:11:30 AM
Quote from: smokeykat on July 22, 2007, 04:33:17 PM
the men put her in front when they go in the mines.

Oh God-- now that made me laugh!!!!     :biggrin:
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: Sunny on July 23, 2007, 06:22:36 AM
Without hair, your head looks so goooood...
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: smokeykat on July 23, 2007, 11:07:11 PM
you don't have to brush , you don't have to color,
you just have to stand by the mirror and holler

I am a bald headed lady
looking for a good timing man
I am a bald headed lady
drinking beer from a can
I am a bald headed lady'
hear me roar
I am a bald headed lady
like an eagle I soar.
I am a bald headed lady
sexy as can be
I am a bald headed lady
now please kiss me.
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 25, 2007, 10:11:44 AM
Lovin' it!  Was singing some of the lyrics in the shower today.........I'm officially in a wig now--can't wait for the blonde one to come in--hell, I can't wait for all of them to come in and feel like a tawdry slut!  LMAO!! :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 29, 2007, 09:23:08 AM
Quote from: Sunny on July 23, 2007, 06:22:36 AM
Without hair, your head looks so goooood...

Livin the life like a bald woman should!--That's right! 
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on August 02, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
Hair's fallin' out just right now I look like a monk..........
But I ain't gonna let it set me in a funk.....
cuz I'm a bald headed woman....
a bald headed woman be me..........
oh yeah,
Used to look like Shemp
now it's Friar Tuck,
I'll tell you I really don't give a ****
cuz I'm a bald headed woman,
a bald headed woman be me ....
Yeah, I'm a bald headed woman....
and I'll let you rub it for free!    :biggrin:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on November 07, 2007, 04:31:41 AM
"Bald headed woman gonna get some hair ...
wigs are itchy and it isn't fair..
No more chemo so it will grow in...
I can't wait to put some hair gel in"
Title: Re: Need your lyrics..........
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 27, 2007, 01:12:22 PM
Bald-headed woman's hair is growing fast ...
it's white as snow and gonna be kick-ass!
Bald-headed woman don't mind this a bit
but she's not looking forward to shaving her pits!
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