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Title: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 06, 2007, 02:50:13 PM
 :eek:

Oh my how they say the sex drive is reduced to notta when the chemo starts!

I was really, really concerned after the mascectomy that I was hideous and all you had to do was glue a couple of bolts to either side of my neck and I would look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Thank God for horney men!  Hubby didn't seem to mind a bit. But I am concerned that I will lose my interest when all the nasty stuff begins.
Any ideas?
PS  I do plan on making this the weekend SexOlympics for hubby--gotta get it while you can, ain't that right, Janis?  LOL   :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 10, 2007, 03:19:03 PM
I've noticed that I'm more ticklish than I used to be--think it's the meds?  LMAO!
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 15, 2007, 07:08:27 PM
A 20-something tried to pick me up in the grocery store today -- I immediately started looking around for the cameras.
If I complied, does that make me a cougar?   :meow: :gorgeous:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: kimmi on July 15, 2007, 07:15:58 PM
That makes you a lucky lady!  :razz:

I'm not sure about the sex drive stuff.  It is not like with other medications where they can just switch up what you're taking.  Good luck with that! 

Buy a swing!  :razz:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on July 15, 2007, 07:19:51 PM
Oh yeah, a swing! 

:drool1:

LOL
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on August 08, 2007, 04:43:15 PM
Actually, when you're a redneck, you can substitute a hammock for swing   :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: kimmi on August 08, 2007, 08:03:52 PM
AMEN!  It sounds like you have experimented!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on August 11, 2007, 07:33:18 AM
Well, what else have I got to do?  Plus, it ain't fattening and it's free--LOL
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 07, 2007, 01:20:25 PM
Well, the sex situation is improving--I don't feel as ugly and mutilated as I have and I think hubby is getting used to it too!

Not too many guys can get it up with a bald headed, on boobed woman.

I'm so happy I married a freak!  LOL   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 07, 2007, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 07, 2007, 01:20:25 PM
Well, the sex situation is improving--I don't feel as ugly and mutilated as I have and I think hubby is getting used to it too!

Not too many guys can get it up with a bald headed, on boobed woman.

I'm so happy I married a freak!  LOL   :biggrin:
I'm sure you look great T.  :yes: Unconditional love is what marriage is all about.  Love is on the inside not the outside.  :smile:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: damfast on December 07, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
I bet he feels like the luckiest man in the world because he is waking up and seeing you there after such a life threatening illness.

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 08, 2007, 12:00:31 AM
Quote from: damfast on December 07, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
I bet he feels like the luckiest man in the world because he is waking up and seeing you there after such a life threatening illness.

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
:yes: :yes: I bet he does too.  :smile: He probably feels like every day is a gift from God.  :yes:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 08, 2007, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: damfast on December 07, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
I bet he feels like the luckiest man in the world because he is waking up and seeing you there after such a life threatening illness.

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Yes, I believe you're right--he's very grateful that he can still bang the hell outta me   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 08, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on December 08, 2007, 12:00:31 AM
:yes: :yes: I bet he does too.  :smile: He probably feels like every day is a gift from God.  :yes:

Until I start bitching about taking out the trash or feeding the dogs or picking his laundry up from the floor--LOL
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 08, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 08, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
Until I start bitching about taking out the trash or feeding the dogs or picking his laundry up from the floor--LOL
He he.... bitching and nagging tends to kill that lovin' feeling.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 09, 2007, 02:45:41 PM
I know, I know  :rolleyes:  but SHIT help me out a little, will ya?  How hard is it to pick your friggin clothes up?  Take out the garbage cans?

Maybe I should rethink my priorities but hell, isn't it fair for him to rethink his?   :confused:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 09, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 09, 2007, 02:45:41 PM
I know, I know  :rolleyes:  but SHIT help me out a little, will ya?  How hard is it to pick your friggin clothes up?  Take out the garbage cans?

Maybe I should rethink my priorities but hell, isn't it fair for him to rethink his?   :confused:
He he, I nag to get out of having to have sex.  :spooked:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 10, 2007, 01:24:58 PM
I used to do that...LOL

Now I realize how important it is!  Be grateful he still wants you, girl--seriously   :yes:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 10, 2007, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 10, 2007, 01:24:58 PM
I used to do that...LOL

Now I realize how important it is!  Be grateful he still wants you, girl--seriously   :yes:
I am T. We're headed for our golden years. We better use it, before we lose it LOL!!!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 17, 2007, 01:42:01 PM
I just love the fact that it's so fun and familiar! :wink:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 17, 2007, 02:17:32 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 17, 2007, 01:42:01 PM
I just love the fact that it's so fun and familiar! :wink:
I agree  :yes: almost 18 years familiar for me.  :biggrin2:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 18, 2007, 01:23:35 PM
Yeah, and no guessing games--we both know what turns each other on so no embarrassing shuffling around and wasting time!   :razz:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 18, 2007, 10:56:17 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 18, 2007, 01:23:35 PM
Yeah, and no guessing games--we both know what turns each other on so no embarrassing shuffling around and wasting time!   :razz:
Hubby and I laugh a lot when we're you know..... I can't count the number of times, the curtain rod has fallen on us, or one of the cats got curious, and stuck it's cold nose on Hubby's ball bearings LMAO!!!! Our sex is like a bad wreck.  :yes:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 21, 2007, 09:02:09 PM
Ummm -- ever thought of shutting the door?   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 21, 2007, 09:21:10 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 21, 2007, 09:02:09 PM
Ummm -- ever thought of shutting the door?   :biggrin:
We don't have a door to our bedroom. The pigbitch we bought the house from, crashed through it on purpose because, she didn't want to sell the house. She had to. She was bitter. When we looked at the house, it had one of those doors with louvered slats, the super lightweight ones. She supposedly lost her balance, and fell through it. She's a liar, and we didn't buy that excuse. We think she was pissed, and crashed through it on purpose.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 22, 2007, 02:46:11 PM
The PigBitch?????  I love that--can I use it???   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 22, 2007, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 22, 2007, 02:46:11 PM
The PigBitch?????  I love that--can I use it???   :biggrin:
Yes you can!!!  :yes: It's a Dexter original LMAO!!!!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on December 27, 2007, 01:06:43 PM
Oh, the fun I shall have  :wink:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 27, 2007, 09:36:49 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on December 27, 2007, 01:06:43 PM
Oh, the fun I shall have  :wink:
You Go Girl !!!!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:38:50 PM
PigBitch!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 28, 2007, 12:04:58 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:38:50 PM
PigBitch!  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Liked that one huh?  :biggrin: This gal really is one. That name is very fitting for her.  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 28, 2007, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:
:think: Is an Easter pig anything like a suckling pig? I saw a suckling pig on Emeril Live one time, and had nightmares for weeks LOL!!!  :spooked: That roasted head scared the hell out of me.  :spooked:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on January 01, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Does fish do that to you too?   :confused:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 02, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on January 01, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Does fish do that to you too?   :confused:
I've never seen one cooked with its head on before.  :think: It's safe to say yeah it would probably scare the hell out of me too. LOL!!!!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 03, 2008, 08:18:47 AM
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on January 02, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
I've never seen one cooked with its head on before.  :think: It's safe to say yeah it would probably scare the hell out of me too. LOL!!!!  :biggrin:

I think that's a southern thing. My mom always cut the heads off her fish, but I've even been to restaurants where the heads are left on. I don't like it either. :no:

I went to a pig roast once and they weren't able to get a hog and used suckling pigs instead. I guess pig is pig, but I wasn't able to eat the meat at all. Then again, I'm not a fan of pork.

BTW, how'd ya'll go from "Sex" to pigs and fish? :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on December 27, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
I call them easter pigs. . . :biggrin:

Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 03, 2008, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....

;D
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 03, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:18:47 AM
I think that's a southern thing. My mom always cut the heads off her fish, but I've even been to restaurants where the heads are left on. I don't like it either. :no:

I went to a pig roast once and they weren't able to get a hog and used suckling pigs instead. I guess pig is pig, but I wasn't able to eat the meat at all. Then again, I'm not a fan of pork.

BTW, how'd ya'll go from "Sex" to pigs and fish? :biggrin:
I can't eat anything that is a baby animal, or if it's staring at me.  :spooked: I'm not sure how we got off topic, or where this conversation is going LMAO!!! :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 03, 2008, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: PIYA on January 03, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
Spider pig...spider pig...does whatever a spider pig does....
:rotfl: :rotfl: Every time, I see Homer sing that on TV, I just die laughing.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on January 04, 2008, 02:31:36 PM
Well, I knew it was gonna take my perverted ass to bring ya'll back to topic ....... actually I kinda like it when a thread gets off topic--you get to see just how goofy all the people you're chatting with really are  :biggrin:

Anyway, sex is getting much better for me.  I'm still really achy and not as flexible as I used to be  :wink: but we're gettin her dun!   :biggrin:

The trick is for me to take a really hot shower to get my muscles nice and relaxed-- then immediately do the dirty deed!

Water bill is gettin kinda high, though  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 04, 2008, 07:55:00 PM
 :spooked:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Palehorse on January 05, 2008, 11:24:04 AM
 :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 05, 2008, 12:40:10 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on January 05, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
That's right--smile all you want--the bald one-boobed bitch is gettin her some!

Now if I can, ANYONE can--LOL :eek:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 05, 2008, 01:35:05 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on January 05, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
That's right--smile all you want--the bald one-boobed bitch is gettin her some!

Now if I can, ANYONE can--LOL :eek:
:rotfl: :rotfl: Wooohooo!!!  :sofa:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: tallulahdahling on February 22, 2008, 04:39:40 PM
I'm still gettin' it!  Just wanted to keep ya'll updated   :biggrin:
Title: Re: SEX
Post by: Dexter Morgan on February 22, 2008, 04:43:20 PM
Quote from: tallulahdahling on February 22, 2008, 04:39:40 PM
I'm still gettin' it!  Just wanted to keep ya'll updated   :biggrin:
Thanks for keeping us updated.  :wink: