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Title: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 11, 2007, 12:29:49 AM
Get yer Red Hawks! Hawk dogs heah!  :wink: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 11, 2007, 12:30:48 AM
I apologize up front Henry. I just thought it was humor in a jugular vein!
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 09:07:54 AM
please take note, I am allergic to mustard and relish....

thank you for your cooperation..

:)
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: IYT on January 11, 2007, 09:50:40 AM
QuoteI am allergic to mustard

That's gotta suck.  How do you dress your Johnstonville Brats?
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 09:52:39 AM
Quote from: IYT IYT IYT on January 11, 2007, 09:50:40 AM
That's gotta suck.  How do you dress your Johnstonville Brats?

casual, unless on sundays then it's formal.........................bodah bing (rimshot)!... ;D
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 10:13:01 AM
Henry!!!!

Ya ought not to talk about family that way!!!!

:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 10:15:01 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 09:52:39 AM
bodah bing (rimshot)!... ;D

:eek:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 11, 2007, 10:28:30 AM
Drag mine through the garden and hose it down with lots of mustard please! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 11, 2007, 10:35:56 AM
..peppers and onions please... :smile:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 10:37:03 AM
Mustard and Onions.  I won't be kissing anyone for another week, so give me LOT'S of onions.  :razz:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 10:45:27 AM
do you know how hard it is to get onion smell out of feathers.... :mad:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 10:46:51 AM
You got no lips, who cares? :wink: :razz:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 10:50:01 AM
but I gotta nice pecker.....(rimshot)














I did NOT say that out loud did I???   :spooked:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 10:51:34 AM
You are really disappointing me.  I have a stereotype of you and you are breaking it.

:razz:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 10:53:27 AM
Please do NOT point that pecker in this direction.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: IYT on January 11, 2007, 11:02:16 AM
Sometimes the poker...I mean uh, the pecker is hard to control.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Bo D on January 11, 2007, 11:18:16 AM
I'll take mine with lots of chili and cole slaw.

And onions....gotta have onions.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 12:54:31 PM
A man after my own heart.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 11, 2007, 01:05:52 PM
I'll take the "works", please.

(load up on the kraut, especially!) :smile:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 01:10:46 PM
ahhhggg........kraut gives me gas..........and it sticks to my feathers...
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 11, 2007, 03:11:07 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 01:10:46 PM
ahhhggg........kraut gives me gas..........and it sticks to my feathers...

Can you hold the feathers? They tickle my nose <giggle>
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Bo D on January 11, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
Quote from: pariann on January 11, 2007, 12:54:31 PM
A man after my own heart.

Hmmmmm....and what did it for you?
The chili?
The slaw?
The onions?
All of the above?
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: SunnyInFL on January 11, 2007, 01:05:52 PM
I'll take the "works", please.

(load up on the kraut, especially!) :smile:


You planning on going to Eddie's in the Spring?
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 04:35:41 PM
Quote from: Bo D on January 11, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
Hmmmmm....and what did it for you?
The chili?
The slaw?
The onions?
All of the above?

:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 11, 2007, 09:29:47 PM
Hawk dog - hold the beak!
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 11, 2007, 10:00:51 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 04:27:03 PM

You planning on going to Eddie's in the Spring?

:yes: You betcha. How 'bout you? :smile:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 10:33:47 AM
Yep.

"The works, please. Thank you. And since I didn't eat breakfast, give me two, if you don't mind."

:biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 10:35:19 AM
Just please, hold the mayo
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 12, 2007, 10:40:10 AM
 :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: awol on January 12, 2007, 11:04:02 AM
existentialist special please...



(make me one with everything) :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 11:10:09 AM
Or the Freud special:

A bun with everything EXCEPT the wiener.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 11:11:04 AM
Still, I ask...do you want the mayo? Are you SURE it's mayo?
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 11:30:56 AM
Not if it looks like tapioca.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 11:41:40 AM
Why would it look like tapioca? That stuff has what looks like snake eyeballs floating around in it. Eww
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 11:57:16 AM
Actually, I can't tolerate mayo on a hot dog.

And go light on the 'way too sweet relish.

Can eat just about everything else, though.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 11:59:01 AM
Relish and mayo...looks like someone's hot dog has the funk.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 12:14:40 PM
My foot long is just fine, thank you.

:smile:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 12:43:43 PM
Chili dogs...that could have some yucky connotations...
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: IYT on January 12, 2007, 01:49:26 PM
All this chat about hot dogs made me go to the chili dog joint and throw a few back for lunch today.  Good thing I'm in the office by myself this afternoon.
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 13, 2007, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 11:59:01 AM
Relish and mayo...looks like someone's hot dog has the funk.

Isn't that tartar sauce?

*blech*
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 13, 2007, 12:49:58 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 12, 2007, 10:33:47 AM
Yep.

"The works, please. Thank you. And since I didn't eat breakfast, give me two, if you don't mind."

:biggrin: :biggrin:


Don't mind if I have 2, too! :biggrin:

Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 13, 2007, 01:10:27 PM
I don't use tartar sauce on anything.

And help yerself to as many dogs as ya like.

:yes: :yes:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 13, 2007, 01:19:19 PM
I appreciate that...have 3 seasons to make up for. :wink:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 17, 2007, 07:42:16 PM
I'll have 2 Hawk-dogs and drag em through the garden, a side of cackle-fruit, and an order of bridge-chicken, extra crispy please!

(*Bridge Chicken is O. Rex's)
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 18, 2007, 07:57:17 AM
ummm...what is cackle-fruit?
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 18, 2007, 08:21:20 AM
eggs
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 18, 2007, 08:32:49 AM
ewwww...with hot dogs & chicken??!??
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 18, 2007, 05:27:38 PM
BRIDGE-chicken. (Pigeon).
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 18, 2007, 05:41:57 PM
You can readily see that Sunny is not a gourmet!!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


(centerline bovine, flat cat, etc.)
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 18, 2007, 09:19:30 PM
K, the pigeon thing I got, but what is centerline bovine? My uncle used to say "Bulls Milk" for water. Then when you think about that...it's fairly gross and not water at all.  :sick2:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 18, 2007, 10:01:10 PM
Crossin the high way late last night; shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right. . .
Didn't see the station-wagon, car; the cow got crushed and there yah are!  :biggrin:

(Let's not forget sail-bunny stew!)
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Palehorse on January 18, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
Yah got yer dead cow, in the middle of the road, dead cow inthe middle of the road.
Dead cow int he middle of the road. Stinkin' to high-heaven!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 19, 2007, 01:23:36 AM
You mean this:

Road-kill cafe menu (http://www.road-kill-cafe.com/roadkill.html)
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 19, 2007, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 18, 2007, 05:41:57 PM
You can readily see that Sunny is not a gourmet!!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


(centerline bovine, flat cat, etc.)

Hey, watch it, mister! I know where you live! :icon_twisted: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: followsthewolf on January 19, 2007, 11:35:29 AM
OOPS!!

Is it too late to apologize??

:biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Hawk Dog Stand
Post by: Sunny on January 19, 2007, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on January 19, 2007, 11:35:29 AM
OOPS!!

Is it too late to apologize??

:biggrin: :biggrin:

Yes. Now, what night can we come to dinner?  ;D