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Title: sheesh
Post by: ducks on January 08, 2007, 06:31:05 PM
Man, I vanish for 3 months to cure an obscure form of Cancer only found in
baseball bats and small dogs named Frank and I come back to something different.

Well, since I cant leave you kids alone with you tearing down the place, I'm back..

Now WHO in the hell put the Orange Juice container back in the fridge with 1 sip left in it?..
*walks off grumbling, "man I had my mouth all set for orange juice, and now there ain't none, you caint tease somebody like that and..."*

Ducks...

QUACK LIKE YOU MEAN IT...

ps. Hi to everyone that has no earthly idea who in the hell I am..  :smitten:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: followsthewolf on January 08, 2007, 06:39:28 PM
Welcome, ducks.

You funny person!!

My cancer wasn't so obscure.

But they got it!

Looking forward to your posts. :food15: :food15:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: Locutus on January 08, 2007, 07:04:25 PM
Hello ducks!  I have no earthly idea who you are, but welcome anyway!
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: ducks on January 08, 2007, 07:05:48 PM
Very good news. My experience was limited to a scare and that was enough.

I will sip a toast to you in victory..  :razz:

Ducks

QUACK!

Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 09, 2007, 11:45:45 AM
hey Duck!!

Duck Duck Goose!
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: bluegrassgirl on January 09, 2007, 03:04:19 PM
Is this the REAL "Ducks" (the one I knew) or just some wanna-be Ducks?
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: Sandy Eggo on January 09, 2007, 03:40:30 PM
Welcome Ducks!

(http://home.neb.rr.com/gskearney/pictures/duck.jpg)
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: ducks on January 11, 2007, 09:09:35 AM
yes, it's THAT puissant aquatic fowl..

muhahahahahahaha(bet ya wonder how ducks can muahaha without lips...its work I tell ya)hahaha..


QUACK!





Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 09:24:09 AM
Daffy did it.
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 09:52:33 AM
Ever heard DuckJob.wav ?   If not..contact me, I'll share. :wink:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: cachegurl on January 11, 2007, 12:30:16 PM
Quote from: pariann on January 11, 2007, 09:52:33 AM
Ever heard DuckJob.wav ?   If not..contact me, I'll share. :wink:

Who's yer daddy? Who's yer daddy?  ;D
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: pariann on January 11, 2007, 01:00:08 PM
LOL You've heard it :wink:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: followsthewolf on January 11, 2007, 04:46:37 PM
Took me a long time to get that image out of my head.

Now it's back.

Thanx. :eek:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: Henry Hawk on January 11, 2007, 04:52:36 PM
A FELLOW FOWL.............YESSS!......WELCOME!! ;D
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: ~Daisy~ on January 12, 2007, 10:36:58 AM
Ahh yes, I've had the joy of my computer quacking out "Who's yer Daddy" once or twice.



On a similar note, my husband got a hold of a ringtone that is a woman having an orgasm. So now, every time I call him, he answers laughing, because his phone has just been to the brink of erotica.
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: American_Woman on January 15, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Didn't know there was a duck. Hello anyways.
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: tallulahdahling on January 20, 2007, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: bluegrassgirl on January 09, 2007, 03:04:19 PM
Is this the REAL "Ducks" (the one I knew) or just some wanna-be Ducks?

Oh, I think he is the real Ducks, dahling--and so nice to see you posting here as well -- BEOTCH!!
LMWPAO   :smitten:
Title: Re: sheesh
Post by: ducks on January 23, 2007, 07:45:06 PM
Speaking of amusing ringtones..

My Network Admin is into a few gangsta rap type songs, so I
edited out the hooks into ringtones for him. We bluetoothed them
over to his razr and he was stoked..

2 days later, in a Corp Compliance conference call, his cell phone
starts playing a chorus that would make anyone cringe..
Never seen him move so fast trying to kill the ringer...rofl..
The look he got from the CFO...priceless...


Pariann..
That was me actually. If you've never experienced a duckjob, contact me and I'll share.. *truly evil grin*