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Title: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:00:19 AM
You wear an NHL Jersey to work and they ask you what basketball team that is for. . . :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:01:58 AM
You watch the fifth longest Stanley Cup Final game in history, with 3 overtime periods that pre-empt local news programming, and that LIVE local news program doesn't even mention the results afterwards! Not even a blurb!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:03:47 AM
You try to find a hot dog stand that actually sells Kosher, all beef hot dogs, and all you can find are plain buns and pork dogs. . .
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:04:37 AM
You ask any local where you can get an Italian Beef sandwich, and they look at you as if you asked them for a shit sandwich!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:05:37 AM
You try to find a poppy seed hot dog bun in the local grocery stores and they are as scarce as truthful politicians!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:06:28 AM
You buy a loaf of Italian bread and the crust is as soft as a loaf of white bread.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:07:49 AM
You ask a local where the closest restaurant serving Polish food is located, and they are suddenly struck deaf and dumb. . .  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:09:53 AM
You review the entirety of the local restaurant fare only to find that if it doesn't moo, oink, or cluck it isn't available.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:11:41 AM
You enter a Chinese Food establishment and the soy sauce isn't Kikomans!  :mad:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:12:18 AM
You order an egg roll and it is the size of your thumb!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Sandy Eggo on June 14, 2013, 05:34:19 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:05:37 AM
You try to find a poppy seed hot dog bun in the local grocery stores and they are as scarce as truthful politicians!  :rolleyes:

Chicago dogs baby that's what I'm talkin ' 'bout! :yes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: me on June 14, 2013, 09:11:54 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 12:11:41 AM
You enter a Chinese Food establishment and the soy sauce isn't Kikomans!  :mad:
La Choy is best anyway.   :yes:
Title: Re: You Know You Are In Indiana When. . . .
Post by: Palehorse on June 14, 2013, 11:14:20 AM
Quote from: me on June 14, 2013, 09:11:54 AM
La Choy is best anyway.   :yes:

I rest my case. . .  :rolleyes: