...When you see the words "butt injection" and "fix-a-flat" in the same sentence.
QuoteA Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TscXPLJjM9o
:spooked: :eek:
That kind of sick shit is rampant here in south Florida. We have fake doctors, fake dentists, fake optometrists, all running around treating people. It seems mostly to exist in the Hispanic community. Seems some people think all they have to do is decide what they want to be, throw up a sign, and they're open for business. :rolleyes:
Now you didn't include the picture of the woman from the article. Clearly something's wrong here. Her own arse looks like an 'effin beach ball. :yes:
(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/111118-morris-hmed-340p.grid-8x2.jpg)
Yuck!
omg is that balloons?
Quote from: damfast on November 19, 2011, 02:24:56 PM
omg is that balloons?
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Nope. I assure you that's her arse. It's getting quite some play here in the local media. This is from the Sun-Sentinel:
"On Friday, Miami Gardens police finally caught up with the elusive "doctor,'' a transgender woman whose own butt is the size of a truck tire. Investigators suspect she is part of an underground network of scam artists who have been offering "pumping parties" and home buttocks augmentations across South Florida for years."
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-oneal-ron-morris-butt-injection-cement-20111119,0,3630351.story
Looks like she made an ass out of herself eh? :biggrin:
:rotfl: :yes:
I'm tellin' ya', I don't think I've ever seen a woman with an arse that big. :no:
Quote from: Locutus on November 19, 2011, 03:29:50 PM
:rotfl: :yes:
I'm tellin' ya', I don't think I've ever seen a woman with an arse that big. :no:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
I have, but usually the top is as wide as the bottom! :eek:
That one looks like a human Weeble -
"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YvvceOEVsWU/TI02Ktmz0II/AAAAAAAABi0/5h4g9_DP0kY/s1600/weebles+wobble.jpg)
Perhaps I misspoke. I have seen women with arses that big, just not that disproportionally large compared to the rest of them. ;D :rotfl:
Quote from: Locutus on November 19, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
Perhaps I misspoke. I have seen women with arses that big, just not that disproportionally large compared to the rest of them. ;D :rotfl:
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Her money would've been better spent getting a snap on tool or an "add-a-dic-tome" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Quote from: Palehorse on November 19, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Her money would've been better spent getting a snap on tool or an "add-a-dic-tome" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Now that's another interesting point. That picture is of the
suspect in the case; not the victim. The woman in the picture is the one that injected the other woman with "a concoction of Fix-a-Flat -- cement, mineral oil and Super Glue."
Now to me, that begs a certain question. If I felt I needed to get arse injections for one reason or another, would I really let some woman whose own arse looks like that stick anything in my arse?? :rotfl:
Quote from: Locutus on November 19, 2011, 03:43:35 PM
Now that's another interesting point. That picture is of the suspect in the case; not the victim. The woman in the picture is the one that injected the other woman with "a concoction of Fix-a-Flat -- cement, mineral oil and Super Glue."
Now to me, that begs a certain question. If I felt I needed to get arse injections for one reason or another, would I really let some woman whose own arse looks like that stick anything in my arse?? :rotfl:
:food24: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Guess she got a franchise with that arse then!
PH, we're having WAY too much fun with this thread. :biggrin:
Quote from: Locutus on November 19, 2011, 04:03:55 PM
PH, we're having WAY too much fun with this thread. :biggrin:
Pretty easy when we aren't the "butt" of the jokes eh? :icon_twisted:
Indeed!
Fortunately for the victim, she was able to receive medical attention prior to dying. However, part of me thinks we should have just withheld aid, and had one less stupid person in the gene pool. Natural selection used to take care of people like that.
In all seriousness, you can buy an ass at JC Penney and step into it like you do your pants every day. I think I'd do that before trying fix-a-flat. All they needed was a lil' duct tape and it woulda been a redneck's wet dream. ;D
The way I see it, if someone tells her to haul ass. She is going to have to make a lot of trips. :thumbsup: :wink: :biggrin:
Quote from: The Troll on November 19, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
The way I see it, if someone tells her to haul ass. She is going to have to make a lot of trips. :thumbsup: :wink: :biggrin:
:food4: :rotfl:
Quote from: The Troll on November 19, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
The way I see it, if someone tells her to haul ass. She is going to have to make a lot of trips. :thumbsup: :wink: :biggrin:
;D
Quote from: The Troll on November 19, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
The way I see it, if someone tells her to haul ass. She is going to have to make a lot of trips. :thumbsup: :wink: :biggrin:
hahahahahahahahaha