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Title: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Henry Hawk on March 18, 2011, 10:34:48 AM
I'm at a loss for words to even comment on this story.... :spooked:

Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail)
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.

He stepped up to the plate.  :wink:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Locutus on March 18, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
That certainly seems like a large amount of contraband to be shoved up ones arse.  :yes:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Locutus on March 18, 2011, 11:42:55 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.

He stepped up to the plate.  :wink:

:biggrin:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on March 18, 2011, 12:15:21 PM
Oh! So that's why he didn't show up at the airport! :spooked:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Nighthawk on March 18, 2011, 03:05:19 PM
What about the poor cop who found it and had to retrieve it??  :spooked:  :police:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
That's usually done by medical personnel.
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Anne on March 18, 2011, 06:35:02 PM
That had to hurt.
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
If we found anything dramatic, we did not remove it.

The person was taken to the hospital, x-rayed, and appropriate medical procedures were applied for removal.

Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Palehorse on March 18, 2011, 08:23:20 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
. . .

Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.

Most likely due to the conditioning that daily anal probing provides. . .  :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: followsthewolf on March 19, 2011, 03:00:42 AM
Midnight cowboys.  :smile:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Palehorse on March 19, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 19, 2011, 03:00:42 AM
Midnight cowboys.  :smile:

Brokeback Mountaineers
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: The Troll on March 19, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
Quote from: Palehorse on March 19, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Brokeback Mountaineers

  What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.  Or is that something else.   ;) :smile: :grin2:
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: Palehorse on March 19, 2011, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: The Troll on March 19, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
  What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch.  Or is that something else.   ;) :smile: :grin2:
:eek: :spooked: :food24: :rotfl: :spooked:

Um. . . errr. . . I don't wanna find out!
Title: Re: Is it a slow news day?
Post by: sally on March 25, 2011, 10:19:43 AM
I understand everything that he wanted to smuggle in except the cash. What could he do with money in jail? :confused:

I suppose he thought the cavity search thing was an urban legend. :biggrin: