I'm at a loss for words to even comment on this story.... :spooked:
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/man-keystered-cellphone-mp3-player-headphones-cash-pot-california-jail)
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.
He stepped up to the plate. :wink:
That certainly seems like a large amount of contraband to be shoved up ones arse. :yes:
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
They were just looking for the biggest a**hole in California.
He stepped up to the plate. :wink:
:biggrin:
Oh! So that's why he didn't show up at the airport! :spooked:
What about the poor cop who found it and had to retrieve it?? :spooked: :police:
That's usually done by medical personnel.
That had to hurt.
If we found anything dramatic, we did not remove it.
The person was taken to the hospital, x-rayed, and appropriate medical procedures were applied for removal.
Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.
Quote from: followsthewolf on March 18, 2011, 08:11:54 PM
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Strangely enough, the people that had used their intestines for storage and retrieval purposes rarely admitted any discomfort.
Most likely due to the conditioning that daily anal probing provides. . . :spooked: :spooked: :spooked:
Midnight cowboys. :smile:
Quote from: Palehorse on March 19, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Brokeback Mountaineers
What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch. Or is that something else. ;) :smile: :grin2:
Quote from: The Troll on March 19, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
What's that old say, it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch. Or is that something else. ;) :smile: :grin2:
:eek: :spooked: :food24: :rotfl: :spooked:
Um. . . errr. . . I
don't wanna find out!
I understand everything that he wanted to smuggle in except the cash. What could he do with money in jail? :confused:
I suppose he thought the cavity search thing was an urban legend. :biggrin: