QuoteCreators Syndicate – VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) — Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his "700 Club" program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."
__Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."__
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"__
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I thought he was on our "DEAD!" Thread ;D
http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20110101/cm_uc_crabox/op_4716464
I see the need of a mental health check up here. Wonder if he thinks all the people who fly or drive are going to do "gay" things?
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I know, I agree Anne. At first I thought that he meant "gay" as in the original meaning of the term "happy". It's still crazy, but makes sense, "God wants to punish people and prevent them from doing things that make them happy." Like a parent punishes a child, but he blew it at the end. ;D
Hum, wonder if people send in some money he can make all the snow go away? :biggrin:
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 13, 2011, 06:25:35 PM
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I thought he was on our "DEAD!" Thread ;D
http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20110101/cm_uc_crabox/op_4716464
Alive
Pat Robertson
Field: Religion
Info: Host of the religious TV program "The 700 Club", former US presidential candidate
Date of Birth:
Current Age: 03/22/1930
80
But if he keeps on spewing his messages of hate I am thinking he WILL make the DEAD!@ listing here this year!
Satire?
Probably :yes: Borowitz is known for that. Although, it's not a reach. Pat Robertson is nuts ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 13, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
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I know, I agree Anne. At first I thought that he meant "gay" as in the original meaning of the term "happy". It's still crazy, but makes sense, "God wants to punish people and prevent them from doing things that make them happy." Like a parent punishes a child, but he blew it at the end. ;D
Religion, and in particular the same big three; islame, christchun, and judyism, are the lowest level of moral development, Per (http://faculty.plts.edu/gpence/html/kohlberg.htm) of which I agree.
When old Pat dies I hope someone will drive a stake through his heart. Shoot him with a silver bullet and throw a bushel of garlic in his casket and set it out into the sunlight for awhile before they bury or burn him.
So the old son of a bitch will stay dead.
Now if the Gay's were having a Gay Pride day in Jamaica, the second week of July and they got a blizzard and four feet of snow. Well, I might think more serious about what Goofy Pat had to say. :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh another thing, people forgets he was trained as a lawyer. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Quote from: The Troll on January 18, 2011, 08:56:38 AM
Now if the Gay's were having a Gay Pride day in Jamaica, the second week of July and they got a blizzard and four feet of snow. Well, I might think more serious about what Goofy Pat had to say. :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh another thing, people forgets he was trained as a lawyer. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Better watch the comments about those lawyers 'cause Obama was too ya know so ya can't diss them anymore.
Quote from: The Troll on January 16, 2011, 11:07:04 PM
When old Pat dies I hope someone will drive a stake through his heart. Shoot him with a silver bullet and throw a bushel of garlic in his casket and set it out into the sunlight for awhile before they bury or burn him.
So the old son of a bitch will stay dead.
My my my aren't we just being Tea partish with those threats and rhetoric? :rolleyes:
Quote from: me on January 18, 2011, 04:46:15 PM
My my my aren't we just being Tea partish with those threats and rhetoric? :rolleyes:
What do mean Tea Partish. Why they would want to hang me an Atheist. There is no way that I'm any part of the Teabaggers. These people are flat ass crazy and so is Pat. :bliss: :bliss: :hang: :hang:
Quote from: The Troll on January 18, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
What do mean Tea Partish. Why they would want to hang me an Atheist. There is no way that I'm any part of the Teabaggers. These people are flat ass crazy and so is Pat. :bliss: :bliss: :hang: :hang:
Oh, but the violence and the threats are supposedly what the Tea Partiers are about and yer soundin' mighty violent there. :wink:
Quote from: me on January 18, 2011, 04:44:49 PM
Better watch the comments about those lawyers 'cause Obama was too ya know so ya can't diss them anymore.
They all suck and work for the mega-rich.
Quote from: me on January 18, 2011, 05:14:48 PM
Oh, but the violence and the threats are supposedly what the Tea Partiers are about and yer soundin' mighty violent there. :wink:
One little difference. I didn't say kill him. What I'm saying, is what to do after he's dead. Give me a break. :genius:
Quote from: The Troll on January 19, 2011, 09:23:21 AM
One little difference. I didn't say kill him. What I'm saying, is what to do after he's dead. Give me a break. :genius:
Nope, violence is violence don't matter. You're puttin' ideas in people's heads.
Quote from: me on January 19, 2011, 12:35:32 PM
Nope, violence is violence don't matter. You're puttin' ideas in people's heads.
Better watch yourself someone might throw a bushel of garlic in your bed and you won't get any sleep. I'll bet that sounds spookie to you. :kiss:
Quote from: The Troll on January 19, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
Better watch yourself someone might throw a bushel of garlic in your bed and you won't get any sleep. I'll bet that sounds spookie to you. :kiss:
No sweetie you're getting your letters mixed up again...that's a spelled with a "
B" and garlic has no effect on us. :wink: :kiss:
Sweetie? :spooked:
This is getting sappier than the Love Boat ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 19, 2011, 08:44:26 PM
Sweetie? :spooked:
This is getting sappier than the Love Boat ;D
And just as smarmy! :icon_twisted:
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on January 19, 2011, 08:44:26 PM
Sweetie? :spooked:
This is getting sappier than the Love Boat ;D
Not sappy sarcastic. The big "B" ya know. :razz:
Quote from: me on January 19, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
No sweetie you're getting your letters mixed up again...that's a spelled with a "B" and garlic has no effect on us. :wink: :kiss:
One thing does if you're married to the "B", DIVORCE. :biggrin: :kiss: