Lester's gift Ideas
Do you know someone that you have a hard time finding a gift for? Someone who seems to have everything they want? Well folks, this is your lucky day because I have scoured the Internet in search of gifts that are unusual but most of all, thoughtful.
What person would not be the proud owner of a yodeling pickle? I can't think of anyone that wouldn't be thrilled to receive a large plastic pickle as a gift but when they learn that this pickle can actually yodel they will probably have tears in their eyes because the realize how much you care for them. The secret o the yodeling pickle is the microchip embedded inside that plays a recording of an actual Swiss yodler, the famous Olaf Johansson who was Sweden's national yodeling champion ten years in a row!
Just imagine all the fun your friend or relative will have with his own yodeling pickle. They will be the envy of everyone who sees them enjoying this green bundle of pure FUN! This priceless gift is sure to bring many hours of happiness to whoever owns it. Please PM me if you want me to send you the website where you can purchase a yodeling pickle.
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The Yodeling Pickle
I will be scouring the Internet for more thoughtful gift ideas so you can purchase and receive them in time for the Christmas season!
Lester's Hat Ideas
Do you know a man who looks like a *****? A weak puny looking man who wouldn't intimidate a fly? Then the amazing Yeti hat would be the perfect gift. When even the most timid coward puts on the frightening Yeti hat and sees himself in the mirror, he gets a massive shot of self confidence! As the Sasquatch experts all know, the Yeti is the distant cousin of Bigfoot and our only relative that eats humans. I want to warn anyone that owns one of these hats to be careful not to wear it if you take a trip to the Himalayan Mountains, the place where the Yeti calls home. While most Bigfoots will get a chuckle out of someone wearing a Yeti hat, a real Yeti does not find it the least bit amusing and will likely rip the limbs off a human wearing one. Right now scientists are studying this novel hat to see why the wearers all seem to have a huge boost in their testosterone levels within minutes after putting it on their heads.
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DeShawn Brown wearing his Yeti Hat
This man, DeShawn Brown, lives in a bad neighborhood and was constantly picked on by gang members. After receiving his Yeti hat as a gift from his girlfriend, DeShawn can boldly walk down the street in confidence and gang members who once taunted him now cower in fright. DeShawn now commands respect wherever he goes and he credits his Yeti hat for this drastic change. And DeShawn's girlfriend, LaWanda tell us that DeShawn is much better performing in the bedroom but she is a little disturbed that he wears his Yeti hat during their intimate encounters. "It really brings out the animal passion in DeShawn but I freak out sometimes when I wake up and see that Yeti hat looking back at me." LaWanda tells us.
The Yeti hat is only $23.99, a small price to pay for quality headgear much less something that will boost the self confidence of the meekest man.
Now if you want to make a fashion statement instead of scaring people, I suggest the Chicken Hat. This unique hat is really a head turner and people who see you in will instantly recognize that you are a person with class and good taste. Don not be fooled my cheap imitations! The superior design of this chicken hat allows the wearer to use the feet to tie the hat to their head on windy days.
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The Chicken Hat
Of course once you have made your debut in the Chicken hat you will be the envy of the local fashion groupies who will want to get their own Chicken hats. Even the most discriminating fashion expert will agree, the Chicken Hat will be the next big fad. Buy yours now before they are sold out!