ASHEBORO, N.C. (WGHP) —
A man that once worked as a fraud investigator claims he has captured an image of North American folklore.
Mike Greene, a former chief of fraud investigation in New Jersey, claims he captured video of Bigfoot in the Uwharrie National Forest over a year ago.
"In the middle of the night, I was awakened by what I call, 'Darth Vader' breaths," said Greene. Greene said he was able to capture a thermal image of Sasquatch that night.
"The image is the first comprehensive thermal image of a Sasquatch… even though I admit that it's blurry," said Greene.
In the video, Greene claims you can see a big creature come out of the woods and grab a candy bar that was set up to attract the Sasquatch.
"It can't be anything else, I mean, it literally can't be anything else," said Greene.
Greene said many people have said the image is just a guy in a fat suit or gorilla suit, but he claims the thermal image proves it's something different.
"The heat signature - which is what you're looking at…the heat signature would be completely different. It would be splotchy," said Greene. "You could put a guy in a Bigfoot costume and fool night vision, because that's just like a video camera. But if you put a thermal image on him, that's going to look completely different."
After seeing the video, Greene was convinced he had captured video of the much-discussed creature Bigfoot.
"Yeah, there's no doubt about it," said Greene.
Greene admits that he, and the rest of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, are surprised there has not been better proof after several years of searching and many attempts to get a glimpse of the evasive alleged creature.
"We have, in the organization, maybe 200 game cams out looking for Sasquatches. We haven't got one lousy picture of a Sasquatch, which doesn't make any sense, unless you think that maybe these things are so smart that they either see the game cam," said Greene.
Greene said there is no doubt he caught one of the rare images of the increasingly evasive creature.
"Clear as a bell, absolutely unequivocally, no doubt what it was - to me, anyway," said Greene.
A majority of scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a legitimate animal, in part because some estimate large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population.
Greene said fossils of a sasquatch-like creature have been unearthed in China. He claims the creature came over the land bridge that used to exist between Asia and Alaska.
http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-story-bigfoot-101029,0,1040192.story
The video on that link is pretty funny. ;D
I've been told to never go in the Uwharrie alone... :eek:
Quote from: kimmi on November 01, 2010, 07:55:00 PM
I've been told to never go in the Uwharrie alone... :eek:
Why? Because of the Sasquatch, or are other things supposed to go on in there?
No. You'll get lost!! :biggrin:
:rotfl:
:biggrin: :biggrin:
I'm surprised that Lester hasn't had anything to say about this thread. ;D
I hope the deer hunters have not caught sight of Lester and decided to fill their tags with him instead! :spooked:
Quote from: Palehorse on November 02, 2010, 02:33:18 PM
I hope the deer hunters have not caught sight of Lester and decided to fill their tags with him instead! :spooked:
If they did shoot Lester and they dressed him out. How much meat would they get and how tough would it be. Would he dress out as good as an Kentuckian. :biggrin:
I'm real sick. Don't feel like posting. sorry
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on November 02, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
I'm real sick. Don't feel like posting. sorry
Sorry man! Feel better soon! We miss you! :smile:
Quote from: Lester Sasquatch on November 02, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
I'm real sick. Don't feel like posting. sorry
Sorry to hear that Lester. Feel better soon!
I watched the video today, people are getting sneakier. Before I got a chance to watch it, I thought it was that damned Timmy Wheeler down in NC again. Wheeler is a big liar, I have provided a link to him lying about his encounter with cousin Rudy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFLyO2RWGms&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFLyO2RWGms&feature=related)
(http://squatchvalley.com/images/tim_peeler_7lki.png)
Tim Wheeler with bleach bottle coyote call
*The picture above is mislabeled with Tim Wheeler's nickname.
Notice how Wheeler claims he "rough talked" Rudy! The truth of the matter is that poor Timmy Wheeler crapped his pants before he fainted from fright. Cousin Rudy told us all about this guy, how he talks big but is really afraid of his own shadow. The animals of the forest that live around Wheeler's cabin go there every night to see the show after he gets drunk and goes out in his yard with his custom black bleach bottle and "calls" coyotes. As a side note, you can probably guess after watching the video that Wheeler lives alone. Rudy was freaked out when he saw Wheeler tell the reporter how "beautiful" Rudy's hair is.
I am feeling a little better now but am still a bit puny after the torture I received at the hands of several Amish hybrids. I was caught after infiltrating the local Amish community and learning they have all been implanted with ELF mind control microchips. They caught me taking pictures of the hidden long range microwave communications dish on top of the Wagler's grain bin. The reptilian faction is very cunning, what better place to hide than in the midst of a religious cult that shuns the outside world and modern technology? I was held in small cell guarded by a mutant Amish boy, obviously the product of generations of inbreeding, who I was able to convince to unlock the door so I could churn some butter. It was a horrifying experience that I will not soon forget. But I consider myself very fortunate to be alive.
I learned that deep beneath the surface of this planet is a large network of reptilian tunnels and that these cold blooded bastards are the reason for the warming climate. They are behind the current rash of global warming skeptics because, as cold blooded reptiles, they cannot stand cold weather or clean air. Their goal is to increase the ambient temperature of this planet and to pollute the air making it toxic to humans. I had accumulated a lot of hard evidence but it was taken from me after I was captured so you will just have to take my word on this.