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Title: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: The Troll on May 13, 2010, 09:26:12 AM
  Is there no end to the encroachment of China on the American way of life and death?

  Funeral home owners are now selling imported Chinese caskets.  Do you want to go in a Chinese box.  I sure to hell don't.
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 13, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
No, I want to be cremated ans carried via cardboard box to any ocean and dumped. Some of my ashes might make ot to China, but I doubt it. :smile:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Palehorse on May 13, 2010, 10:27:45 AM
I too am going to be cremated, but plans surrounding what is to be done with my ashes are presently under review. I am considering those ocean reef memorials as a potential final resting place. . . That way anyone wanting to visit me gets to look at the ocean and will be distracted from (hopefully) boo-hooing it up or anything. . . :smile:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 13, 2010, 10:43:46 AM
You know, I like that idea too, actually. But at a minimum, I want the cardboard box recycled ;D
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Henry Hawk on May 13, 2010, 11:17:27 AM
I'm with troll on this one!!!....i want to rot in an American made box....that is like the final insult to stick and American in a "made in china" box....

let's go on a "living" strike!!!.....hell no, we won't die until American wood is used for our final resting place..

(I can't go the creamation rout... :spooked: ...something about burning, don't settle with me)
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 13, 2010, 11:28:37 AM
Hell no! We won't go! Hell no! We won't go! ;D
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Henry Hawk on May 13, 2010, 12:19:56 PM
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on May 13, 2010, 11:28:37 AM
Hell no! We won't go! Hell no! We won't go! ;D

that is what i'm takin about....

:rotfl:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Mr442 on May 14, 2010, 10:31:45 AM
Have you seen one of the Chinese coffins?  They look pretty familiar for some reason. :confused:











(http://stepbackforward.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/chinese_food_box.jpg)
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 14, 2010, 10:42:46 AM
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Palehorse on May 14, 2010, 10:45:20 AM
You mean Egg Fu Young was actually a person?! General Tso must have been a rather portly guy!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: The Troll on May 14, 2010, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Mr442 on May 14, 2010, 10:31:45 AM
Have you seen one of the Chinese coffins?  They look pretty familiar for some reason. :confused:











(http://stepbackforward.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/chinese_food_box.jpg)

  I wonder when Wal-Mart is going to sell the metal one's, on the lay away plan.  You buy them, we plant them, all under one roof at your Wal-Mart Store.  One stop shopping.
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Bo D on May 15, 2010, 08:37:31 AM
Here's a way to insure you won't be buried in a furrin' box. Build yer own!  :biggrin:

http://www.rockler.com/product.cfm?page=5016 (http://www.rockler.com/product.cfm?page=5016)

Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: followsthewolf on May 15, 2010, 05:56:03 PM
Which brings up an old poem from a casket maker......

"Some men sigh, and some men lie,

And some men die

For a maiden --

But I prefer

To build for her

The casket she'll be laid in.
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Palehorse on May 15, 2010, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on May 15, 2010, 05:56:03 PM
Which brings up an old poem from a casket maker......

"Some men sigh, and some men lie,

And some men die

For a maiden --

But I prefer

To build for her

The casket she'll be laid in.

It sounds as if the author was Irish to me!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 15, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
I agree and my kinda guy :biggrin:
Title: Re: Funeral home's importing Chinese caskets. Do you want one?
Post by: The Troll on May 15, 2010, 11:30:50 PM
  Even tho is hard to say, some times dying can bring relief.

  My wife's brother die a little over three week ago and he have had some real health challenges.  With all of his medical bills, under water on his home, he died broke.  The family members took up a collection to buy a head stone.  His son a large funeral bill.

  So now the bill collectors are now calling my wife trying to find out where he is.  When she get a call from them, she tells them he at the Lapel cemetery and he doesn't have a phone.

  After a long pause, she explains that he passed away.  Two bill collectors just hung up without saying a word.   :wink: :smile: