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Title: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 03:59:02 PM

This is an ACTUAL job posted on Indiana Career Connect, the state's required unemployment job board:

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Job Title:   Tom Milker
Job Description:
(Partial description)    Position title: Tom Milker Collect semen from tom turkeys. Care for the turkeys and maintain barns. Monday thru Saturday sometimes. Shift 7am - 5pm (?) 45 to 50 hours per week.
Employer:    Perdue Farms Inc
Location:   Thorntown, IN
Salary:    $10.25 per hour
Minimum Education Level:   High School Diploma or Equivalent
Job Type:   Regular
Date:   05/05/2010 1:12:00 PM
Source:    Preferred Employer

Turkey Jerker! Who wants to be a turkey jerker?! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: me on May 07, 2010, 04:01:31 PM

Not me.... :no: :no: :no: :no: How the hell would you find the little thing anyway? :confused:

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 04:07:51 PM

I don't know, nor do I want to know!

They are also listing positions for people to "herd the hens, capture them, and fill syringes with turkey semen"! Turkey rapists! :spooked:

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Henry Hawk on May 07, 2010, 04:10:12 PM

Quote from: me on May 07, 2010, 04:01:31 PM
Not me.... :no: :no: :no: :no: How the hell would you find the little thing anyway? :confused:

I'm guessing a little wine and some Barry White music, for starters would help.....

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 04:14:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/v/x0I6mhZ5wMw

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Henry Hawk on May 07, 2010, 04:31:08 PM

see how relaxed this bird looks with a little barry and a couple glasses of wine....

(http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/holidays/images/images_entertaining/turkey-with-wine.jpg)

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 07, 2010, 05:08:13 PM

Henry, I didn't know you swang both ways...chicken AND turkey? It's okay buddy, I'm a liberal and as such...I like you and accept you. Congratulations on coming out of the coop! :biggrin:

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Sandy Eggo on May 07, 2010, 05:09:15 PM

LMAO! poultry porn!

boom chicka bow wow

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: me on May 07, 2010, 05:20:52 PM

Bug porn....poultry porn....this forum is really gettin' dicey..... :eek:

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 05:27:19 PM

Turkeys, Manti, sheep. . . it's all good! It's in the genes!

http://theunknownzone.us/smf/index.php?topic=16935.0 (http://theunknownzone.us/smf/index.php?topic=16935.0)

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: LOsborne on May 07, 2010, 06:46:14 PM

Quote from: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Turkey Jerker! Who wants to be a turkey jerker?! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ask me again when your extended benefits for unemployment compensation have run out.

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: Palehorse on May 07, 2010, 06:54:34 PM

Quote from: LOsborne on May 07, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
Ask me again when your extended benefits for unemployment compensation have run out.

Thanks for :deadhorse:

Seems to be a line of you wanting to do that lately.

Title: Re: Who Want's THIS Job??!!!
Post by: me on May 07, 2010, 09:02:52 PM

I had an aunt and uncle who owned a big turkey farm in Parker when I was a kid I wonder if they bred theirs like that.

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