I have been messing with folks on the idea that jesus was gay (at least according to the bible), but this passage in revelation confirms that his followers are gay and that only gay men will get into heaven as "his first fruits"...
Revelation 14
1And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.
4These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the first fruits unto God and to the Lamb.
5And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.
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