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Title: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 12:59:23 PM
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Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Locutus on November 23, 2009, 01:00:29 PM
LMAO!!  ;D ;D ;D

That's awesome HH!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: me on November 23, 2009, 01:14:24 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Locutus on November 23, 2009, 01:19:08 PM
We'll now be expecting a sermon every Sunday on this thread.  ;D  :rotfl:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:20:41 PM
 :doh: :groan:

Now we are all doomed!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 01:21:08 PM
don't forget Wedneday Nights service!!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:22:13 PM
Say it isn't so!  :spooked:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:22:13 PM
Say it isn't so!  :spooked:

I'm looking for a GOOD, DEACON!!... :yes:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:26:42 PM
Look elsewhere. I ain't gettin' hooked up with no house of ill repute!  :razz:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:26:42 PM
Look elsewhere. I ain't gettin' hooked up with no house of ill repute!  :razz:

heck, you already are.....your are HERE everyday!!!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 01:28:24 PM
Just don't call me late for supper!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
Well done, Henry!! :party: :beer: :pope: :preach: :bible: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :bliss: :chacha: :chacha:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
I think instead of tything, I will simply have a "cover charge"....and have a happy hour on Wednesdays...

this is still a work in progress...
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 05:15:40 PM
This could possibly be a church I could attend.  :smile: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: me on November 23, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
If there will be good popcorn, like in the movie theater, I might even consider it.  :biggrin: :yes:  Oh, and coffee....lots of coffee..... :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: me on November 23, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
If there will be good popcorn, like in the movie theater, I might even consider it.  :biggrin: :yes:  Oh, and coffee....lots of coffee..... :biggrin:
:spooked: Watch out for the bird droppings!
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Locutus on November 23, 2009, 06:34:45 PM
If I'm going to church, I will require libations.  And lots of 'em. ;D
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on November 23, 2009, 06:38:18 PM
I'll got to church like Damien Thorn did. . .  :icon_twisted:

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Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: LOsborne on November 23, 2009, 07:07:19 PM
Quote from: Locutus on November 23, 2009, 06:34:45 PM
If I'm going to church, I will require libations.  And lots of 'em. ;D

And dancing boys.
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on November 23, 2009, 07:07:19 PM
And dancing boys.

you will have to discuss this with the ladies aid group who meets every thursday at denny's.
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 07:15:48 PM
I'm bringing a bottle of Basil Hayden's to every service. :yes:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 07:15:48 PM
I'm bringing a bottle of Basil Hayden's to every service. :yes:

we could serve that every third Sunday for communion...along with a mildly salted Butterbrezel...
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: me on November 23, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on November 23, 2009, 07:20:47 PM
we could serve that every third Sunday for communion...along with a mildly salted Butterbrezel...
Make that Cheeto's and I'm in.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 07:42:10 PM
Obviously you have not eaten butterbrezel. :smitten:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: me on November 23, 2009, 07:57:15 PM
Quote from: followsthewolf on November 23, 2009, 07:42:10 PM
Obviously you have not eaten butterbrezel. :smitten:
Can't say that I even know what it is.
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Church...Church of Hank
Post by: Henry Hawk on August 08, 2013, 10:03:40 AM
Please give generously.....

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VM-7_aV7zHg/UgOkvPCIUcI/AAAAAAAACKQ/GHrspMG_xSU/w440-h330-p/churchsign.jpg)
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Church...Church of Hank
Post by: me on August 08, 2013, 10:10:54 AM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 08, 2013, 10:03:40 AM
Please give generously.....

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VM-7_aV7zHg/UgOkvPCIUcI/AAAAAAAACKQ/GHrspMG_xSU/w440-h330-p/churchsign.jpg)
:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Locutus on August 08, 2013, 11:44:22 AM
That's funny.  ;D
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: libby on August 10, 2013, 12:29:49 PM
I haven't posted here long enough to know all the inside jokes, etc., so try to tread lightly. Was thinkin' of askin' if I have to pay tithes.
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Palehorse on August 10, 2013, 02:57:17 PM
Quote from: libby on August 10, 2013, 12:29:49 PM
I haven't posted here long enough to know all the inside jokes, etc., so try to tread lightly. Was thinkin' of askin' if I have to pay tithes.

Nope. Just "give generously" . . .
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: libby on August 11, 2013, 01:36:04 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Church...Church of Hank
Post by: The Troll on August 12, 2013, 09:20:48 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 08, 2013, 10:03:40 AM
Please give generously.....

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VM-7_aV7zHg/UgOkvPCIUcI/AAAAAAAACKQ/GHrspMG_xSU/w440-h330-p/churchsign.jpg)

  How did you pull it off.  How did you get the sign made.  :thumbsup:  :tiphat:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: Locutus on August 12, 2013, 09:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Troll on August 12, 2013, 09:20:48 PM
  How did you pull it off.  How did you get the sign made.  :thumbsup:  :tiphat:

Thinking about going to church Troll?   ;D
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Church...Church of Hank
Post by: Anne on September 05, 2013, 04:31:52 PM
Quote from: Henry Hawk on August 08, 2013, 10:03:40 AM
Please give generously.....

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VM-7_aV7zHg/UgOkvPCIUcI/AAAAAAAACKQ/GHrspMG_xSU/w440-h330-p/churchsign.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: The Troll on September 06, 2013, 09:27:58 PM

  Why should I.  I know that I would find a god or a savior there, cause they don't exist.   :yes: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: libby on September 07, 2013, 11:56:50 PM
Quote from: The Troll on September 06, 2013, 09:27:58 PM
  Why should I.  I know that I (won't) find a god or a savior there, cause they don't exist.   :yes: :biggrin:
Seriously, I think the benefit most people who go to church regularly get from church is more practical and social than religious.
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: The Troll on September 09, 2013, 09:18:28 AM
Quote from: libby on September 07, 2013, 11:56:50 PM
  Seriously, I think the benefit most people who go to church regularly get from church is more practical and social than religious.

  Back before radio and television in the home, church was the only entertainment there was.  A person could catch up on what was going on in the community.   The weddings, new babies, meeting new girls and boys to date and marry, the dinners and all the things a large family would do. :smile:

  I know from what my grandmother told me, that church was the only form of entertainment that the farmers in Ohio could afford during the great Republican depression.  :yes:
Title: Re: The Unknown Zone Communtiy Church...
Post by: libby on September 09, 2013, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: The Troll on September 09, 2013, 09:18:28 AM
  Back before radio and television in the home, church was the only entertainment there was.  A person could catch up on what was going on in the community.   The weddings, new babies, meeting new girls and boys to date and marry, the dinners and all the things a large family would do. :smile:

  I know from what my grandmother told me, that church was the only form of entertainment that the farmers in Ohio could afford during the great Republican depression.  :yes:
:thumbsup:  Well said, Troll!  :smile: :smile: :smile: