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Title: Allah has more pull than God
Post by: dan foster on October 30, 2009, 09:53:26 AM
Worried Iran pilot asks passengers to pray:

"The pilot told the passengers 'the plane is facing a technical problem and has to return. So please pray.'"

The plane did not crash, or even have to set down in a river.  So, it would appear that Allah is a bit more on the ball than God, of the bible.  Although, there is no indication that the "river" pilot asked his passengers to pray.  Might be because he was too busy doing his job to think about a collective imaginary friend.  The primary reason I would prefer an atheist at the helm than a chicken-shit, consumed in prayer sky-pilot.  I don't want to ride on a plane where the pilot needs god/allah's help to ensure a safe flight.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/iranaviationoffbeat
Title: Re: Allah has more pull than God
Post by: Henry Hawk on October 30, 2009, 10:03:08 AM
but, we live in a country where we have that right to pray or not pray......I prefer a pilot that does NOT mind a prayer....but that's just me. :razz: ;)
Title: Re: Allah has more pull than God
Post by: Exterminator on October 30, 2009, 11:13:26 AM
Jesus was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.   :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Allah has more pull than God
Post by: pariann on October 30, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
And I know he was delicious....because if there is one thing we all know...Jesus was "good".
Title: Re: Allah has more pull than God
Post by: Locutus on October 31, 2009, 01:06:47 AM
"Allah has more pull than God!"

He's got more butt sniffers too.  :rotfl: