Ah yes, here in the Devil's Playground, we have learning disabled crooks. Check out this one:
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jul/15/shoplifters-make-2000-worth-clothes-victorias-secr/
So these four people had a smoothly organized plan, brilliantly executed, to steal mass quantities of Victoria's Secret goodies. And what did they take? Tee-shirts!! Sweatpants!! WTF?? I didn't even know VS made utilitarian apparel.
Anyway, if you have a yen for dull, unsexy clothes from Victoria's Secret, y'all might want to check out the deals on Ebay real soon.
One born every minute!