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Title: Great Tactic
Post by: LOsborne on June 30, 2009, 07:34:10 PM
The summer school kids got into a massive fight last night here in E'ville (the devil's playground.) Upwards of 150 involved, and it was a moving brouhaha so the cops couldn't shut it down. Until one of them came up with this dynamite tactic. Today's headline read:

Police Pepper-Spray Balls to Disperse Large Fight

Excellent!, I thought. That would get results.

However, tonight the headline was corrected to read Police Fire Pepper-Spray Balls to Disperse Large Fight. I am strangely let down.
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: pariann on June 30, 2009, 07:41:06 PM
Is that all it takes to give you a thrill?  :spooked:
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: LOsborne on June 30, 2009, 07:43:14 PM
You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: me on June 30, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 30, 2009, 07:43:14 PM
You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?
I do and some of them don't have balls..... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: pariann on June 30, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on June 30, 2009, 07:43:14 PM
You don't have a list a people whose balls you would like to pepper-spray?
I wouldn't choose to attempt to pepper spray balls.  It probably wouldn't have much effect unless they were naked.  And I damn sure wouldn't put myself in the position to be in the same place with someone naked whose balls I'd want to pepper spray.
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: Exterminator on July 01, 2009, 09:08:37 AM
Quote from: me on June 30, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
I do and some of them don't have balls..... :biggrin:

So you want to pepper spray their meat curtains?   :eek:
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: me on July 01, 2009, 09:23:06 AM
Quote from: Exterminator on July 01, 2009, 09:08:37 AM
So you want to pepper spray their meat curtains?   :eek:
:icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Great Tactic
Post by: Palehorse on July 01, 2009, 12:14:05 PM
Nice. . . :rolleyes: