Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
:biggrin: Ihop :biggrin:
:spooked:
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
That in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Why do they have Braille dots on drive up ATMs?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii
Quote from: Elaine on June 01, 2009, 01:03:09 PM
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot...
There is never anyone driving faster than me. :no:
Why are there so many syllables in monosyllabic?
Quote from: Henry Hawk on June 03, 2009, 12:45:17 PM
That in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Would you believe I
have thought of that? I don't know why. Could be the co-worker who is older now and ready to retire who told a story about her wild youth and wanting a butterfly tattooed on her hip. She's happy that she didn't do it now, because she said it would be a Monarch butterfly w/droopy wings. :biggrin:
I wonder if those people who put the spacers in their ears so that they have big loops of skin hanging down have considered what that will look like when they're 80. ;D
Quote from: Sandy Eggo on June 19, 2009, 01:49:35 PM
Would you believe I have thought of that? I don't know why. Could be the co-worker who is older now and ready to retire who told a story about her wild youth and wanting a butterfly tattooed on her hip. She's happy that she didn't do it now, because she said it would be a Monarch butterfly w/droopy wings. :biggrin:
I wonder if those people who put the spacers in their ears so that they have big loops of skin hanging down have considered what that will look like when they're 80. ;D
That is another SCAREY thought....... :spooked: