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Title: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
Bless 'er heart, Ma found a buttload of mushrooms while strolling around the property this afternoon. Said she really didn't have to look too hard; a lot of 'em were growing on the paths. They aren't very big, but that means we can eat 'em kinda like popcorn, I guess. It'd take a whole mess of them to kill a man
(or a Ma), but we may attempt suicide at supper tomorrow night.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: me on April 22, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
Enjoy... :biggrin:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 22, 2009, 09:35:22 PM
Pa, how does one tell the poisonous mushrooms from the non-poisonous ones?  I had a distant relative who could tell the difference.  I actually had some very tasty wild mushrooms at a bed an breakfast about 70 miles outside of Washington, DC.  They were absolutely delicious. 
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 09:54:07 PM
Locutus: The spring mushrooms found in the Midwest are generally varieties of the morel family. With the exception of the false morel, which is toxic, they shouldn't be mistaken for any inedible variety. Morels have an appearance quite similar to the natural sponges we use to wash our cars! False morels aren't common around here, and after finding a few batches, you would recognize the one that didn't "match up" to what you're used to finding. Incidentally, the grand prize morel, the big yellow variety, has been selling for $35-40 a pound the last few years: proof of the law of supply and demand!
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 22, 2009, 10:00:13 PM
This?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/2543791499_bd15b56a82.jpg?v=0)

So that one is edible?  What kind of mushrooms are found on pizzas, atop steaks and such?
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 10:01:23 PM
Looks good to me!
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 22, 2009, 10:03:00 PM
Sorry I edited my post as you were typing.  I added a question at the end.  Mushrooms on pizzas and steaks and such don't look like that.  What varieties are those, as well as the ones found in the produce area of the grocery store?
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 11:40:17 PM
Those smooth, round, white mushrooms are commonly found during the summer on lawns, golf courses, etc. The generic name for them is button mushrooms, and it pays to have an expert evaluate a find of those, because there are poisonous varieties with similar appearance. We call those toadstools. Now, in the fall (very late Aug. into Sept.), I've found Puffballs back around the pond; these are similar in taste and smell to button mushrooms and can be cooked and eaten in the same way. However, Puffballs are huge! I've found 'em the size of soccer balls! They must be eaten while they're milky white; if they've turned yellowish or tan, they're too old. When you step on an old dried out Puffball, it emits a cloud of green-brown spores, kinda like something from an old-time sci-fi movie.
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 22, 2009, 11:43:13 PM
Interesting.  I'll do a bit more research.  I don't exactly recall what time of year it was when I had the wild mushrooms outside DC, but they were extremely tasty.  If I recall correctly, I do believe it was sometime during the summer.  :yes:  Maybe they were the buttons. 
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Sandy Eggo on April 22, 2009, 11:52:19 PM
When I was growing up, my great grandmother used to take me out to gather mushrooms. I LOVE them any way you want to prepare them, but she used to fry them. Anyway, we used to look at the part underneath. If the underneath was brown then it was okay to eat. Also, we used to break the top from the stalk. If there was "milk" inside, then you couldn't eat it. I remember something about the red ones always being poisonous.

She'd be SO proud to know that I paid attention and retained some of this stuff. She was 1/2 Native American on her mother's side and considered herself a "healer". She tried to teach me about the woods and the different medicines, etc. there, but other than avoiding anything like poison ivy, oak or sumac or picking mushrooms, then I didn't retain a bit of it. That's a shame. I wish I could have her back for one day and I'd take it all in.

Anyway...

Think those rules change depending on region? I don't think I've ever seen a mushroom like the one pictured above.

The psychedelic 'shrooms...I wonder if they're that way because they're poisonous? :think:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 22, 2009, 11:55:30 PM
I've never seen a mushroom like the one in that picture either.  :no:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
In southern states, morels are often called "dry-land fish". The most common method of cooking them is to dip in a milk-egg mixture, batter (Ma uses Frying Magic, salted & peppered), and fry in butter or margarine. Feel your arteries clogging? That's what I have to look forward to tomorrow evening. I think Ma would just as soon hunt them as eat them, and she LOVES to eat 'em! As for me, they're delicious, but if I get one good meal of them a year, I'm fine with that. The season usually lasts two weeks or so, then you have to travel north to find more. Michigan is morel heaven! Do mushrooms grow in sandy Florida soil?
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 23, 2009, 12:00:55 AM
Locutus: the morel in your picture appears to be a yellow -- the King! To me, they're most commonly the color of coffee with lotsa cream. I bet a few people swooned when they saw that beauty you posted! A couple like that makes a fine sammitch.
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 23, 2009, 02:36:47 AM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
Do mushrooms grow in sandy Florida soil?

They do, but only north of here.  I've never seen a mushroom down this far that I can recall.  I've seen mushrooms up in central Florida and mostly in the winter when it's cooler.  I'm not sure if they're edible, but I wouldn't want to eat one of them for fear of testing my luck.  :no: :biggrin:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: kimmi on April 23, 2009, 06:58:17 AM
I like mine from a can!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 23, 2009, 07:42:18 AM
Quote from: kimmi on April 23, 2009, 06:58:17 AM
I like mine from a can!  :biggrin:

That's generally where I get mine too.  ;D
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Bo D on April 23, 2009, 08:48:53 AM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 22, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
In southern states, morels are often called "dry-land fish". The most common method of cooking them is to dip in a milk-egg mixture, batter (Ma uses Frying Magic, salted & peppered), and fry in butter or margarine. Feel your arteries clogging? That's what I have to look forward to tomorrow evening. I think Ma would just as soon hunt them as eat them, and she LOVES to eat 'em! As for me, they're delicious, but if I get one good meal of them a year, I'm fine with that. The season usually lasts two weeks or so, then you have to travel north to find more. Michigan is morel heaven! Do mushrooms grow in sandy Florida soil?

Dry-land fishing! That's what my Paw called it. He would gather up us boys and we would hike up  into the mountains behind the house to get them. And then we would have a feast!!!!!

I found them on a menu at a VERY fancy French restaurant in DC not long ago. They were très expensive but I got them anyway.
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 23, 2009, 06:50:53 PM
I took my pruning loppers out to the woods today to wage war with the  :rant: grapevines that exist to strangle my trees and elevate my blood pressure. I was busy excising the gnarly buggers from existance when I noticed a nice gray morel just in front of me. Where there's one, there may be a bunch, so I decided I'd better watch my step. Good thing, too; I was just about to bumble into a nice patch of black sponges. They look just like the one Locutus posted last night, but with a duller, darker color. I dispatched Ma to the mother lode, and she came back with 40 in a few minutes. Says she's going back out later to try for a few more. The weather report for the next week promises excellent conditions for fungus finding. We'll keep you posted, if you're interested.
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: kimmi on April 23, 2009, 07:06:10 PM
Good find!

I have some sort of vine growing up over my fence.  I need to do something to get rid of it.  I'm a little afraid of it because last year I saw a snake come out from under it.   :eek:  I don't like snakes!
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Locutus on April 23, 2009, 07:10:45 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but what are optimal weather conditions for fungi growth?
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: whooz her on April 23, 2009, 08:03:01 PM
Quote from: Ma and Pa on April 23, 2009, 06:50:53 PM
I took my pruning loppers out to the woods today to wage war with the  :rant: grapevines that exist to strangle my trees and elevate my blood pressure. I was busy excising the gnarly buggers from existance when I noticed a nice gray morel just in front of me. Where there's one, there may be a bunch, so I decided I'd better watch my step. Good thing, too; I was just about to bumble into a nice patch of black sponges. They look just like the one Locutus posted last night, but with a duller, darker color. I dispatched Ma to the mother lode, and she came back with 40 in a few minutes. Says she's going back out later to try for a few more. The weather report for the next week promises excellent conditions for fungus finding. We'll keep you posted, if you're interested.
(//) :azz:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: me on April 23, 2009, 10:51:07 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: whooz her on April 25, 2009, 10:49:25 AM
 :eat: :eat: :eat: Stuffed full!!!! Best year finding them in years. ;D
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: Da Wham on April 25, 2009, 12:23:16 PM
(http://www.magic-mushrooms.net/three-kinds-magic-mushrooms.jpg)

Magic 'Shrooms!

:rotfl:
Title: Re: The News from the Woods
Post by: me on April 25, 2009, 02:37:31 PM
 :biggrin: