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Title: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on April 03, 2009, 12:42:52 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/b4xg9c.jpg)

FORT LAUDERDALE - It's a hell of a shell.

Look closely. See the image of Jesus?

Joan Reed Carter found the seashell on Fort Lauderdale Beach. That was back in 1972.

"Everyone who sees it tells me that I should do something with it, tell people," Carter said recently from her oceanfront condo in Fort Lauderdale. "But I kept putting it off and putting it off. I kept thinking I should do something around Christmastime. But I didn't. You know I keep everything. So now I'm starting to sort out so many things. I thought I should find it with Easter coming up."

Link to full story (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-jesus-shell-040109,0,7196057.story)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on April 03, 2009, 12:43:04 PM
:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on April 03, 2009, 01:25:56 PM
Here he is again!   :biggrin:

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dogbuttjesus.gif)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Palehorse on April 03, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
 :spooked: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on April 03, 2009, 01:32:46 PM
LMAO!!!  That's too funny Ex.  :rotfl:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Henry Hawk on April 03, 2009, 01:34:43 PM
now your just tyring to make him look like an ass...
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Ma and Pa on April 03, 2009, 01:36:37 PM
That would look great hanging next to the picture of Elvis painted on black velvet. "Shrine it off!"   :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Palehorse on April 03, 2009, 01:37:57 PM
Just too bad the animation didn't produce a tootsie roll to take sweet baby Jeebus's head clean off!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on April 03, 2009, 01:39:13 PM
(http://keithgro.ipower.com//mot1.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Palehorse on April 03, 2009, 02:32:47 PM
Quote from: Exterminator on April 03, 2009, 01:39:13 PM
(http://keithgro.ipower.com//mot1.jpg)

They eat tofu!
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on April 03, 2009, 02:48:05 PM
Yes but do they like it?
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Palehorse on April 03, 2009, 02:50:10 PM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on April 04, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
here...
(http://www.woodstockpropane.com/images/jesuselve.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on May 19, 2009, 12:35:33 PM
He's back! (http://www.theindychannel.com/family/19503160/detail.html)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on May 19, 2009, 12:57:40 PM
LMAO!!  Cheesus!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on May 19, 2009, 01:04:17 PM
Quote from: Locutus on May 19, 2009, 12:57:40 PM
LMAO!!  Cheesus!   :biggrin:

That name was already coined as a junior deity by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: mcgonser on May 19, 2009, 06:13:38 PM
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/mcgonser/695032898179946ln5.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on May 19, 2009, 10:33:07 PM
This one looks like a praying mummy...(or mommy, if you are catholic  :eek:)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF6laxNKno0AAfGjzbkF/SIG=12hjv3u0k/EXP=1242873125/**http%3A//img.skitch.com/20080402-qpwgdmi4fsqdikrp5prhkuytps.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on May 19, 2009, 11:00:21 PM
:biggrin:

I just saw ole' Jeebus on the hood of that car in Gryphon's area.  ;D
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on May 20, 2009, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: Locutus on May 19, 2009, 11:00:21 PM
:biggrin:

I just saw ole' Jeebus on the hood of that car in Gryphon's area.  ;D

It's all just; Faces in the Clouds
(http://static.flickr.com/3250/2930290494_c3bb962e38.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: pariann on May 20, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
I don't see any faces, just clouds.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Locutus on May 20, 2009, 09:44:06 PM
That's funny.  I see ole' Jeebus in there too.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: incognito on May 21, 2009, 12:08:41 AM
 :wink:

i can see the face of a cow. which  use to be a god. and is still a god to some!
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on May 21, 2009, 08:00:09 AM
Interesting that you bring up clouds.  David Letterman made a very astute observation during his 'fun facts' segment the other night noting that while there are many clouds shaped like animals, the sheep is the only animal shaped like a cloud.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: pariann on May 21, 2009, 08:11:15 AM
That's only before they are sheared.  After that assault to their 'hair' growth, they don't look like anything except a 4 legged animal.  And a naked one at that.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Elaine on May 21, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
maybe they are not clouds, maybe there are no clouds.
and maybe they arent really sheep
maybe all there are are cows

anyone think of that?
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Exterminator on May 21, 2009, 08:33:58 AM
Beef...it's what's for dinner!
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Elaine on May 21, 2009, 08:42:05 AM
kinda kills the idea for lamp stew
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Elaine on May 21, 2009, 08:45:59 AM
i meant lamb
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: me on May 21, 2009, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: incognito on May 21, 2009, 12:08:41 AM
:wink:

i can see the face of a cow. which  use to be a god. and is still a god to some!
I saw the same thing you did and the eyes are like Elsie the cow on that milk advertisement, (I forget what brand milk it was though).
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: pariann on May 21, 2009, 11:42:53 AM
Borden
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: me on May 21, 2009, 12:13:13 PM
Quote from: pariann on May 21, 2009, 11:42:53 AM
Borden
Yep...Thought of it after I posted but just didn't repost. 
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: LOsborne on May 21, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
I saw the cow. But I saw three others in there two. One of them was a gray alien!

Pass me that there doobie. I could be studying this photo for awhile.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on May 21, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on May 21, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
I saw the cow. But I saw three others in there two. One of them was a gray alien!

Pass me that there doobie. I could be studying this photo for awhile.

How about now?...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2101017_27aa949d02.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: me on May 21, 2009, 10:04:12 PM
Anybody remember or see the Johnny Carson show where he had that woman guest with the potato chips?  That was funny, cruel but funny.  That woman 'bout had an attack when he started to eat that chip.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: LOsborne on May 22, 2009, 07:54:16 AM
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
How about now?...
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-06/39652104.jpg)

My Jesus-in-the-frying-pan will bash your grilled-cheese-Madonna flat! X-rays eyes not-withstanding.

Although, now that I look at it, that may be John Lennon in the frying pan. Whoa! He was right. He is more popular than Jesus!
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Elaine on May 22, 2009, 08:17:38 AM
bordens
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: Bo D on May 22, 2009, 08:39:48 AM
Quote from: LOsborne on May 22, 2009, 07:54:16 AM


Although, now that I look at it, that may be John Lennon in the frying pan.

I disagree. That's definitely Eric Clapton.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fbuYL1Y4VSc/RvDz56lDYbI/AAAAAAAAB3Y/qIAkdzJnUOE/s320/ClaptonGod.JPG)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: LOsborne on May 22, 2009, 07:43:23 PM
You may be right. I don't always recognize him without the beard.
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on May 22, 2009, 07:50:40 PM
Quote from: LOsborne on May 22, 2009, 07:43:23 PM
You may be right. I don't always recognize him without the beard.

Without the beard...
(http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/23-face-on-mars.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: LOsborne on May 22, 2009, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: dan foster on May 22, 2009, 07:50:40 PM
Without the beard...
(http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/23-face-on-mars.jpg)
Sonuvabitch! That is Clapton!
Title: Re: Here's ole' Jeebus again. This time in a seashell
Post by: dan foster on May 23, 2009, 02:33:57 PM
Quote from: dan foster on May 21, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
How about now?...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2101017_27aa949d02.jpg?v=0)

Of course there are other "virgins" in the clouds, or this one in the erosion of an underpass, but from what I see, she "ain't" no virgin  :biggrin:
(http://www.woodstockpropane.com/tmp/sitebuilder/images/underpass_virgin_mary-288x218.jpg)